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lol! thats a good one!

Sephiroth: "Cloud, that life is behind me, I work at the local Rescue Mission now ^^"

Cloud: "YOU'RE GOIN DOWN SEPHIROTH.....ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-SHOOT!!!!.......Best two out of three?

Cid: Make some damn TEA, Shera!!!
Shera: ...no.
Cid: What?!
Shera: NO! I've been doing all of your crap for ages because i felt bad that I hindered you going into space! Well guess what?! YOU WENT INTO SPACE!!!!
Cid: *shifty eyes* true...
Shera: DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S TRUE!! YOU MAKE ME TEA!!! *shakes fist*

lol! I could see that right in the middle with the battle with Sephirioth!

Seph: Time to die!

Cloud: No...uh Sephiroth could you wait a minute? *Runs off*

Seph: WTF??? neutral

*30 minutes later*

Seph: *Is asleep*

Cloud: Back! Where were we? smile

Seph: *Jerks awake* What? Hey where did you go!!! scream

Cloud: Uh...I needed the bathroom? redface

Seph: WHAT!?! for..*Checks his watch* half an hour??? Your screwing Tifa behind my back again arn't you??? gonk

Director!: CUT CUT!!! Enough! *Goes into his trilar to try and stop himself from having a breakdown*

Cloud: No! She tried to seduce me on the way back! I had to fight her off! gonk

Tifa: *Walks up beghind cloud and pounces* CLOUD! YOUR MINE! MINE!!! twisted

Cloud: *Going blue from lack of air* Sephe...help...pl..ease...

Seph: stressed Let. stressed go. stressed of. stressed Cloud stressed before stressed I stressed Kill stressed YOU!!!

Tifas: Your just jealous! xp

Seph: THAT DOES IT!!! stressed scream *Kills Tifa*

Tifa: URK! eek *Dies* X_X

Cloud:*Gasping for breath* Thanks...Seph...

Seph: No problem silly goose (Personal joke lol) lets carry one where we were...wheres the director.

Cloud: redface (Blushing for the silly goose comment) Uh i dunno...

*A female voice comes out of the spaekers in the set* I am sorry the directoer has had a mental breakdown and has hung himself, please find a new director!

Cloud: Well... redface I didn't see that one coming! sweatdrop


lol sorry i couldn't help myself ^^

redXII: I'VE GOT A LOVLEY BUNCH OF COCONUTS! DED-DUL-LEE-DEE!
vincent: hey red, what are you doing?
red: counting my coconuts, ive got big ones,small ones, some as big as YOUR head
vincent:woah, didnt see that one comin, well ive got crackers.
redXII: DAMN YOU ANS YOUR CRACKERS!
vincent: =P

*vincent staring at cid*
cid: what the hell are you staring at Vin"

vincent:you.

cid:why the hell for

vincent: lack of better things to do.

cid: you annoy me

vincent: one doest spend two years with yuffie and not pick up a single bad hait

cid surprised h yeah? whats my bad habit?

vincent: you stare at my a** when you think im not looking?

cid: redface

Vincent: *walks up to Red XIII* ...you've got red on you...

Red XIII: So do you.

Vincent: *looks down*

*Tifa, Cloud, and Vincent are in battle*

Cloud: Damn, this guys tuff!...There's gotta be something we can do!

Tifa: My limits not gonna be up in a while, and I'm nearly out of MP.

Vincent: xd I GOT IT, I GOT IT!...CHAOS!!! *Uses Chaos for the first time*

Tifa and Cloud: eek OH-MY-GOD!

*Tifa jumps onto Clouds arms while Cloud Pisses his pants*

Cloud: What the hell is that!!! *Cloud whisper screams*

Tifa: eek

Cloud:...I cant move...

Tifa: eek

*Choas kill the enemy and stares at the two*

Cloud and Tifa: eek *Cloud faints Tifa squeaks and runs*

*choas turns back into Vincent*

Vincent: We won!?!...Did I do good?I did good, huh?....hey...*realizes no ones listening*.. crying no one loves me!! gonk crying