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 Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:50 pm
1. You know what this needs? MORE COWBELL!
2. Schbang!
3. You can't say that in front of me!
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:32 pm
-my bd's name is warnock but since the judges always get it wrng we call him warrock and or wamack
-during mbp we were all lagging becuase it was overbearingly hot and our bd starts yellin at us"u look like you'd rather be on fire than at band practice" and now whenever we pretend to die somebody screams that
-woosaa
-at one of our competions we were sitting nxt to this band that kept tapping off random beats then clapping it and finally we get fed up with it and they just finished a complicated tap and we mimicked it dead on it was so awesome xd
-ive got more i just 4got them(curse short-term memory problems) mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:48 pm
ok here is one of mine
Smack That! Well our director was getting really tired of the guys missing the whip crack in the piece sleigh ride so when it came up he yelled smack that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:48 pm
once there was this guy who was trying out for symphonic band and was really good. the directors were thinking strongly of putting him in, but something happened. the next week after auditions there was a huge staff meeting in the library with all the teachers in the school trying to make an important descision. well, this student walked into the library slurping on a soda and noticed some teachers in the crowd he knew, so he weaved through the huge crowd of teachers saying Hi Y'all! to everybody and drinking his coke, crossed over the whole library and went out the other door, slamming it on the way. the student did not get in symphonic band and to this day, Mr. Wolfe warns all the goofy students not to be like this student. also Mr. McHone loves to give us his "doo doo speech" which I can't remember exactly how it goes, so we often talk about doo doo, submarines, and whizzing in the swimming pool during our band meetings. in fact, our class has so many inside jokes, I wonder how we don't have our own TV show. It's hilarious. whee
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:45 pm
Mr.Warner our ban d director is the god of our band. Rumor has it that when you look into his eyes you will burst into flames.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:28 pm
We call our band director "Mickey Mouse" because, well, he was conducting to the Mickey Mouse song and fell over, but that didn't stop him! He kept on conducting! The weird thing is, nobody was in the band room when he did it but one alto sax player.
We also call the freshmen band director "Monique", but he's not a woman.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:38 pm
1.burping contests: we were eating dinner at camp and we all started burping and everyone started having burping contests
2. dancing mobsters/My hands are cold: West Side Story
3. *Harley* get your pop out of the band ROOM NOW!: our band teacher was dancing around while we played and a bass clarinet was drinking pop and our band teacher yelled at him about his pop and he got up to put it outside and he was walking and tripped on a trombone case and fell splashing a bottle of grape soda everywhere within a 3 meters
* all names have been changed to protect the identity of people
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:57 pm
Well some people say:
Now don't pull a Ms. Kahal!
That was the Band Director we had for about a month untill she decided to have sex with our parade drum Major!
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:08 am
-eternal phantom- 1. Number 19 in the Treasury of Scales Book Scary... that's the one we always play. Everyone in the band has it memorized. Number 19. I think it's trying to take over the world, one band at a time eek
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:20 am
well our drumline has this one person who calls everyone she thinks is cool a f** so we all call her a c**t and insult the cool people. our drum coordinater over heard and assigned us 20 laps w/ instruments so now we call every one that we dont like naomi {thats the girls name}
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:05 am
OOMG! if your a sxophone you'll get his right away. but if not...umm idk. but you know how F# is fingered. so when someone in the band room is playing F natural then he basically flicks them off. itt is HILLARIOUS. then all the saxophones whenever some one is talking about flicking someone off then they're like, "give'em the F#!
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:01 pm
Well, during Flute Sectional, we would always joke with Maya about how she and some other kid seemed to like each other. So when it was over, he would walk in and start we would start saying stuff to Maya, and she would get so annoyed. ...I can't believe I'm the only guy Floutist!... But now, it's a joke of the past...
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:07 pm
During one of the competitions... well, our director was on a diet and losing weight beforehand... and we were at the climax of our slow, emotional songs... and as he conducted our biggest note,... his pants fell to his feet, but he kept conducting... then he hiked them back up later, so we bought him a pair of pink suspenders...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:08 pm
hmmmm inside band class jokes eh...
all i have 2 say is
"YES MASTER"
sound familiar??
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:10 pm
MO.
who said I needed the score?
oh, we'll keep you.
we don't breathe anymore.
We'd like to welcome a great, very SPECIAL man....
uhm, is this right? heart
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