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 Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:42 pm
"Normal is just a setting on your dryer"--My soon-to-be-sister-in-law.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:04 pm
i can fly watch me! *gets on a chair and jumps superman style and lands on face*
-my brother when he thought i would catch him...
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:03 am
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you.
--off of a T-shirt...I so want that shirt!
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:12 am
Roses are reddish.
Violets are bluish.
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
(I have no idea where my brother got that one.
Or there's this one from my sister or her friend Ben, I don't remember)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and I like cheesecake.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:24 am
Hey my name is Ben biggrin
But it wasn't me...ok? stare
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Sugar is sweet.
And I'm color blind.
--World of warcraft joke wink
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:29 pm
Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:48 pm
"Because you are
always there for me...
to comfoort me,
to encourage me'
to tel me everything
will be okay.
Because you always
know just the right
words to say,
and when to say them.
Because of the way
you make me feel...
whether i'm by your side,
or across the room,
or on the other end
of the phone.
Because knowing you
has made me a
better person"
-front of a card
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:01 pm
i smile because your my sister. i laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. (i don't know if this was already posted or not)
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:11 pm
LOL!!!
"Honer, respect, integrity, disipline, we are a black belt school"
-Studio moto
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:21 pm
*a comic with two little girls standing next to a weight scale* *one warns to the other girl* "Don't step on it....it makes you cry."
I thought that one is so hilarious! It was on the wall of a classroom i was doing some stadardized testing (AIMS: Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards test) in the other day.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:19 pm
Political cartoon:
A young couple goes into a bank to get a loan.
Banker: So, you'd like to buy a tank of gas...
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:40 am
After every game, the king and pawn go back into the same box.
--one of my old friends at school
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:59 am
Always forgive your enimies. Nothing annoys them so much.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:58 pm
"...maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different, well who knows..."
- Meowth
"...it seems the circumstances of one's birth are irrelvant. It is what we do with the life we are given that determines who we really are."
- Mewtwo
gosh i love Pokemon!
here's another good one
Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:03 pm
Harls Political cartoon: A young couple goes into a bank to get a loan. Banker: So, you'd like to buy a tank of gas...
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