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 Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:36 pm
Because being happy was so last year.
How do I get to the North Pole?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:38 pm
You go ask the magic cheeseburger.(everyone knows that rolleyes )
How do you find a unicorn?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:43 pm
Pee a rainbow, which the unicorn will ride across to join you.
How do you breathe?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:48 pm
I eat the unicorn.
Why does Justin Bieber look like a beaver?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:50 pm
Because his last name used to be Beaver before he changed it to Bieber.
What does a unicorn taste like?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:12 pm
Queen... Not that I ate them...
Where did Queen go~?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:42 pm
Up your nose.
What's that on your face?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:07 pm
Oops... I forgot to clean my face after eating some delicious human flesh.
Why is it the year 2010?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:10 pm
Because my lollipops went sour.
What is that on your shoe?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:11 pm
Oh, I'm sorry they did that to you.
What smells like an ashtray?
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:15 pm
That aborted fetus lying on the side of the road.
What is the first planet in this solar system?
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:26 am
That one! *points to the moon*
How long would it take to kill god?
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:24 pm
He would die in 7 days.
What is that shiny thing over there?
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:51 pm
Thats a banana.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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