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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:54 pm
Granted, but they explode instead
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:13 am
Granted, but the world implodes.
I wish the world would implode.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:32 am
Granted, but you implode too.
I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:45 am
Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for world domination. twisted
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:34 am
granted but you become so incredibly mad with power that you explode with a great big boom
I wish for a bag of magical watsamachicken
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:13 am
Granted but the whatsamachicken is so magical it comes to life and eats you.
I wish to be eaten alive.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:53 pm
Dark Nyte Granted but the whatsamachicken is so magical it comes to life and eats you. I wish to be eaten alive. Granted, but so does every one you love and then they die. But you don’t and spend the rest of your life swirling in stomach acid and the corpuses of your loved ones. Eeeeewwww. I wish that this wish does not get corrupted.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:33 pm
granted but....no one cares and your wish gets corupted anyway because...elephants...step on you.
i wish for.... an elephant....dead one X_X
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:45 am
Granted, but it's a zombie elephant and eats your brain.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:29 am
Oh, you rock... granted, but it's only in a plane.
I wish I wasn't sick any more. you really do...
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:43 pm
Granted, but a fat guy farted on you.
I wish my life was fixed.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:40 am
Granted, but the world becomes yet more unfixed and beavers turn mad and conquer the world. So... yea, you commit suicide... because of your natural fear of beavers.
I wish I was a monkey
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:31 pm
Granted... but you live in the zoo with a poop flinging monkey who doesn't like you very much.
i wish I was good at math.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:45 am
Granted, but then, you kind of, well, die. Because, you know, math kills.
I wish there was better ska on the region.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:10 pm
Granted....but then...you get tired of ska and go carazy!
I wish I had three nostrils.
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