Welcome to Gaia! ::

Claudia: *closes eyes dramatically* mmmmhmmmmmmm yes my feet stink.

Vincent: My Name is Betty niiiaahhaaa niiaaaa!

James: I'm a repressed gay man

Laura: Im a spoiled little selfish brat who needs to get the sh#t knocked out of me! yay! i love people risking their lives to get a stupid key! i love stepping on hands!

Henry: .....Im.....so high *cough*

Angela: *does footloose dance* Shes a Maniac, MANIAC!!!

Heather to Claudia: Oh that look was so 90's

James: I was a woman once.

Claudia: maybe its about time I stopped taking revenge on ppl and went to AA meetings.

Douglas: I love my job

Harry: Im tired, im going home

Cybil: F#ck the Police!!

Cynthia: I will stop acting like a sleeze and put some decent clothes on, stop offering 'favors' to men and go to college.

Harry: *something that isn't a stupid question*

-scene with heather and the telephone witht he ;happy birthday' bit-

heather: hello, hello? Who is this?
Person on other end: Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned seven a month ago?

(Jeez, I miss Harry.. XD)

James: -to maria- ZOMBIE! -beats with a pillow-


(Meh, these's aren't that good.. XD)

( Near a bridge in Silent Hill)

Walter: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Harry: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Walter: What... is your name?
Harry: My name is Harry Mason.
Walter: What... is your quest?
Harry: To seek my daughter.
Walter: What... is your favourite colour?
Harry: Blue.
Walter: Go on. Off you go.
Harry: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
James: That's easy.
Walter: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
James: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Walter: What... is your name?
James: James Sunderland.
Walter: What... is your quest?
James: To seek my dead wife.
Walter: What... is the capital of Assyria?
James: I don't know tha- AUUUUUUUGH!!!
Walter: Stop. What... is your name?
Alex: Alex Sheperd.
Walter: What... is your quest?
Alex: I seek my brother.
Walter: What... is your favourite colour?
Alex: Blue. No, yel... AUUUUUGH!!!
Walter: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Henry: It is Henry Townshend King of the apartment complexes.
Walter: What... is your quest?
King Henry: To seek a way out of my haunted apartment room.
Walter: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Henry: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Walter: Huh? I... I don't know that. AUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Travis: How do know so much about swallows?
King Henry: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

P-Head: OMG TWILIGHT!
(-shotshotshot-)

Kaufmann: You're a curse, a fool, guided by pointless queries..
Harry: and you're a blind man, guided by fear.
-pterodactyl monster is seen flying outside, said monster goes bwaaap-
Kaufmann: -cowering- Sometimes.. fear is the appropriate response..

Kudos to those who get this reference..
XD
(Please excuse me, I'm gonna go shoot myself now for memorising the entire movie aforementioned scene came from.. XDD)

Vincent: ..Hot and sweaty.
Heather: ..Dirty work.
Vincent: ..Pleasures of this world.
-they proceed to make out-
(score: Inner fangirl:14, Dark:-5.. XDD)


Kaufmann: Do you even know what the hell we're even talking about?!
Dahlia: ....butterflies..?

Alex: Wait did you just try to kill me with gas?
Smog: Yeah so?
Alex: That's against the rules isn't it?
Smog: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE LUNG CANCER!!! BLAAARRRG!!!