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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:16 pm
My favorite quotes come from a movie. Boondock saints.
Monsignor: We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. Connor: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy: Aye.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships. Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match s**t's got to go. Doc: What? Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
a Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team
Paul Smecker: [Agent Smecker walks up to the first crime scene, where Chekov and his partner lay dead] Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name? Detective Greenly: Detective Greenly. Who the ******** are you? Paul Smecker: [opens his coat and shows his FBI credentials] That's who the ******** I am.
after Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the a**-kissing with you.
[Smecker enters the police station, packed with cops] Paul Smecker: First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling SISSIES leaked this to the press. That's all we need right now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be two superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me kill the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just so happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these guys. All we know is what we got from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, huh, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been serial crushed by some huge friggin' guy.
after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters] Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ******** rope for." Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be. Connor: Aye. Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa... Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ******** minutes. Murphy: We're good. Connor: Yes, we are.
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:51 am
"whoever said 'blood is thicker than water' never had relatives like mine." - me
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:52 am
"i define myself as a box of chocolates. i can be a little nutty at times, but i'm all good." - me
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:54 am
"i'm not a b***h, i'm your b***h!" - me
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:55 am
"you'd lose your d**k if it weren't attached." - me when my husband can't find something
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:48 am
IMs between me and Marjuari...
Me:You're so evil! Marjuari: No I'm neutral Me:Evil Marjuari: *Takes dim halo and throws it at a rnadom child, killing them. Ressuerects child* See? Neutral!
(I just had to put that! xd )
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:55 am
this is 1 i made mys3lf:a ballerina broke my heart i broke her damn leg
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:14 am
Ninjara "Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off." HAHA! That one is terrific!!! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:25 am
If dolls could speak, no doubt they'd scream
I didn't want to become human
We feel sadness over the bird that is killed. we feel no sadness over the fish that is killed. Lucky is the one with voice.
- Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:27 am
"Oh well what ever happens happens" --Spike Speigel ""And when that day comes, all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!" --Roy Mustang
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:30 am
during an IM conversation:
Fisshu: heh, I just got off with Kat... and not in the way you're going to take it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:04 am
(thase are from happy bunny) *its not YOU. It's ME. Really. I'M the one who wants out of this sucky relationship *q. is spying as bad as it sounds a. come on there in your thoughts your in there bushes it all evans out *I miss u so much when were apart... maybe we should be apart more often *hate is just a SPECIAL type of love we give to people who suck *Of coarse we can still be friends.we'll be the lind of friends who throw up a little every time we see eachother......what are those called again.......oh ya enemies
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:45 am
A Valentines Day QUote from a friend....
"If life gives you chocolates, steal them and hide them until they're rotten (i don't know if that's possible but whatever) And then give them to someone else as a 'gift'"
I didn't think it very funny but....
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:35 pm
Ninjara this is my personal quote: "God broke the mold when he made you... unfortunately your head was still in it." That's great! ^_^
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:15 pm
"gaia has a cheese_slave database now? what are they into, S&M now?" - me
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