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 Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:55 pm
Granted! But now you cannot stop yourself from becoming a fanboy of Paris Hilton's singing! xd
I wish jobs were easier to get.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:01 am
Granted! But I won't let you do those jobs as I claim dibs on the parts involved! rofl
I wish my little sister was not mad at me.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:02 pm
Granted! But now she's mad at the CIA and ends up in Guantanamo for driving a tank into the pentagon.
I wish that the bathtub was self-cleaning.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:22 pm
Granted, but now you can't use it because it exudes acid to digest the filth within it.
I wish my glasses would not ever get dirty.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:30 pm
granted.. they are so sparkle-ly clean.. they shine and blind your eyes..
i wish to have a beautiful love life. lol.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:36 pm
Granted! But you have an ugly death involving badgers.
I wish I had more focus.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:48 pm
Granted but then you pocus wanes.
I wish just regular old Cuppa had not been taken!
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:55 pm
Granted! But now everyone thinks you are functionally hindered and empty of fluids... or something. My mojo is gone.
I wish I had my mojo back! gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:03 pm
Granted! But then you engage in a totally disturbing mini-fight with Mini-Me and the world watches in morbid fascination.
I wish it would rain!
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:17 pm
Granted! But it never, ever stops raining.
I wish my mind was whole again.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:46 pm
granted however you are now a brontosaurus.
I wish i had enough money to take tori and jon with me to visit shars family for christmas and new years.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:02 am
Granted, but after pimping yourself out that much, you are too tired to make the trip.
I wish I had the strength to not fail myself, my friends, and my sister anymore.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:15 pm
Exxos Granted, but after pimping yourself out that much, you are too tired to make the trip. I wish I had the strength to not fail myself, my friends, and my sister anymore. Granted! But instead of failing them you cause them immense amusement that leaves them bed ridden from laughing so hard. I wish I had a nice cup of tea
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:43 pm
Granted! You get a cup of tea, but it is so good that all tea you drink in the future tastes like rotten avocados.
I wish I had $21,518.47 USD so I could pay off my hospital bills.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:40 am
O: wow.. that's freaking a lot..
but granted.... u get $21,518.47 USD from the loan sharks to pay off ur hospital bills.. and now u are $21,518.47 USD in debt with 100% interest rates.. ouch..
I wish my business makes huge profits!! (sigh.. stupid recession!! T^T)
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