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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:18 pm
Wake up.
Work.
Roam the mall on break.
Back to work.
Eat.
Surf web/hang out with friends.
Drink/smoke.
Sleep.
Thats generally my week. I know, you're jealous.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:19 pm
I thought I made that abundantly clear earlier when YOU TURNED ME DOWN.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:19 pm
Sey Oh. Uh... 2010 Toyota Corolla XLE. Mmm. :< Thinking about that totally sours my mood all over again. With a car that nice, I bet it would sour your mood!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:20 pm
MMOs take away from sex time. But I need me the sword from the dragon.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:22 pm
If I could trade MMO time for sex time, I'd do it.
...and yet. I wouldn't get to level up.
[Sighs with discontent.]
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:22 pm
You did. But it's always nice to here you declare it in public!
twisted
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:22 pm
Sex is largely overrated.
Plus you can't numerically measure your skill levels and grinding has an entirely different meaning in context.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:23 pm
Lollipop Fiend MMOs take away from sex time. But I need me the sword from the dragon. This wouldn't be happening if you got laid regularly.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:24 pm
Average man's p***s size is 6".
Sword of the Dragon is probably a foot and a half easy.
I hate to be like this to my own, but.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:25 pm
Sex is only overrated when you're bad at it.
Also, if MMOs take away from your sex time, then you're not having sex in the first place.
you guys.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:25 pm
Yeah, what Jello said.
Sometimes doing the most damage on a big boss or theorycrafting and s**t is more arousing than some of the sex I've had.
And then you have power hour. Power hour + big dragon = blaugh
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:26 pm
Krausse Kreugar Sex is only overrated when you're bad at it. This guy, is a, genius.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:27 pm
Well, unlike you pussies my sexlife revolves around my schedule, so I get what I want when I want.
Or bitches get a shiner.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:28 pm
There's a nerd joke somewhere. SOMEWHERE.
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