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The only breakfast cereal with a combination of 10 vitamins and minerals that will have you literally losing your mind before lunch! Shipping directly from Calgary, Alberta, each box of Frosted Flake contains the proprietary formula that allows the person eating the cereal to have the unique ability to stick their foot directly in their mouth repeatedly. Spokesman Teddy Hart has claimed that Frosted Flake is a great part of anyone's breakfast until they are good enough to eat a real cereal like Fruity Pebbles.
(please note: the views of this cereal do not reflect the views of Kellogg's, Wrestling Society X, MTV, Big Vision Entertainment, multi-grain cereals, Canada, and perhaps even Teddy Hart himself. The ingestion of Frosted Flake may also cause involuntary knee spasms and the subconscious desire to do moonsaults and flips for no logical reason)