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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:40 pm
Shidobu Rorudo Athren Crain Sakuya794 *Sephiroth shows up in a Team Rocket outfit and a boom box* *Pushes play* Sephiroth: You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our BOTTOMS-*Slaps butt* Cloud: NO no no!!!! *Stops boom box* It's MOTTO, not BOTTOMS, you idiot!!! Sephiroth: I'm sorry, Cloud. I'm just trying something new- Cloud: New huh? I don't care about new!! I care about you finishing this stupid song so I can go have a three-some with Aerith and Vincent! Sephiroth: W-what? Cloud: You heard me! Get going! *Vincent and Aerith are in bed* Aerith: You think it was alright to go on without him? Vincent: Yeah yeah yeah...*Smokes on a cig* He didn't miss anything special. Aerith: What? Vincent: Hm? Oh, nothing. Wanna smoke? Aerith: Sure!!! Tifa:...am I the only one who's sane around here??? Cid: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!!!! Cait Sith: What The ********? Damnit I need a genital upgrade. *Hops out of room.* lol Lol! Kadaj: Mother!!! *Glomps Aerith* Aerith: I told you I'm not your mother! Kadaj: But...but you're so squishy! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:00 pm
Sakuya794 Shidobu Rorudo Athren Crain Sakuya794 *Sephiroth shows up in a Team Rocket outfit and a boom box* *Pushes play* Sephiroth: You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our BOTTOMS-*Slaps butt* Cloud: NO no no!!!! *Stops boom box* It's MOTTO, not BOTTOMS, you idiot!!! Sephiroth: I'm sorry, Cloud. I'm just trying something new- Cloud: New huh? I don't care about new!! I care about you finishing this stupid song so I can go have a three-some with Aerith and Vincent! Sephiroth: W-what? Cloud: You heard me! Get going! *Vincent and Aerith are in bed* Aerith: You think it was alright to go on without him? Vincent: Yeah yeah yeah...*Smokes on a cig* He didn't miss anything special. Aerith: What? Vincent: Hm? Oh, nothing. Wanna smoke? Aerith: Sure!!! Tifa:...am I the only one who's sane around here??? Cid: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!!!! Cait Sith: What The ********? Damnit I need a genital upgrade. *Hops out of room.* lol Lol! Kadaj: Mother!!! *Glomps Aerith* Aerith: I told you I'm not your mother! Kadaj: But...but you're so squishy! 4laugh Vincent: Kadaj... Your such a p***y.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:02 pm
Athren Crain Sakuya794 Shidobu Rorudo Athren Crain Sakuya794 *Sephiroth shows up in a Team Rocket outfit and a boom box* *Pushes play* Sephiroth: You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our BOTTOMS-*Slaps butt* Cloud: NO no no!!!! *Stops boom box* It's MOTTO, not BOTTOMS, you idiot!!! Sephiroth: I'm sorry, Cloud. I'm just trying something new- Cloud: New huh? I don't care about new!! I care about you finishing this stupid song so I can go have a three-some with Aerith and Vincent! Sephiroth: W-what? Cloud: You heard me! Get going! *Vincent and Aerith are in bed* Aerith: You think it was alright to go on without him? Vincent: Yeah yeah yeah...*Smokes on a cig* He didn't miss anything special. Aerith: What? Vincent: Hm? Oh, nothing. Wanna smoke? Aerith: Sure!!! Tifa:...am I the only one who's sane around here??? Cid: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!!!! Cait Sith: What The ********? Damnit I need a genital upgrade. *Hops out of room.* lol Lol! Kadaj: Mother!!! *Glomps Aerith* Aerith: I told you I'm not your mother! Kadaj: But...but you're so squishy! 4laugh Vincent: Kadaj... Your such a p***y. *Cait Sith walks in with his new genital upgrade and looks at Tifa* Hey babe.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:04 pm
Athren Crain Sakuya794 Shidobu Rorudo Athren Crain Sakuya794 *Sephiroth shows up in a Team Rocket outfit and a boom box* *Pushes play* Sephiroth: You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our BOTTOMS-*Slaps butt* Cloud: NO no no!!!! *Stops boom box* It's MOTTO, not BOTTOMS, you idiot!!! Sephiroth: I'm sorry, Cloud. I'm just trying something new- Cloud: New huh? I don't care about new!! I care about you finishing this stupid song so I can go have a three-some with Aerith and Vincent! Sephiroth: W-what? Cloud: You heard me! Get going! *Vincent and Aerith are in bed* Aerith: You think it was alright to go on without him? Vincent: Yeah yeah yeah...*Smokes on a cig* He didn't miss anything special. Aerith: What? Vincent: Hm? Oh, nothing. Wanna smoke? Aerith: Sure!!! Tifa:...am I the only one who's sane around here??? Cid: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!!!! Cait Sith: What The ********? Damnit I need a genital upgrade. *Hops out of room.* lol Lol! Kadaj: Mother!!! *Glomps Aerith* Aerith: I told you I'm not your mother! Kadaj: But...but you're so squishy! 4laugh Vincent: Kadaj... Your such a p***y. Kadaj: You just jealous because i bagged Lucrecia!!! xd xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:16 pm
OutLawedStar Athren Crain Sakuya794 Shidobu Rorudo Athren Crain Sakuya794 *Sephiroth shows up in a Team Rocket outfit and a boom box* *Pushes play* Sephiroth: You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong! We're tired of our BOTTOMS-*Slaps butt* Cloud: NO no no!!!! *Stops boom box* It's MOTTO, not BOTTOMS, you idiot!!! Sephiroth: I'm sorry, Cloud. I'm just trying something new- Cloud: New huh? I don't care about new!! I care about you finishing this stupid song so I can go have a three-some with Aerith and Vincent! Sephiroth: W-what? Cloud: You heard me! Get going! *Vincent and Aerith are in bed* Aerith: You think it was alright to go on without him? Vincent: Yeah yeah yeah...*Smokes on a cig* He didn't miss anything special. Aerith: What? Vincent: Hm? Oh, nothing. Wanna smoke? Aerith: Sure!!! Tifa:...am I the only one who's sane around here??? Cid: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!!!! Cait Sith: What The ********? Damnit I need a genital upgrade. *Hops out of room.* lol Lol! Kadaj: Mother!!! *Glomps Aerith* Aerith: I told you I'm not your mother! Kadaj: But...but you're so squishy! 4laugh Vincent: Kadaj... Your such a p***y. Kadaj: You just jealous because i bagged Lucrecia!!! xd xd Vincent: *pulls out shotgun* I'll give you 3 seconds to run out of here. 3.. tw-*Shoots at Cait Siths Genital Upgrade* Oh cait its you! I thought it was a monster. My bad. *He smirks puffing his cig.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:42 pm
GANGSTA CLOUD AND BARETT
Barett: Yo Cloud, let's go hit up that club son.
Cloud: Nah yo, Tifa's gonna kick my a** if she catches me in there.
Barett: Yo that's bullshit son, Tifa works there now!
Cloud: You serious son?!?!
Barett: yo I'm dead-azz.
Cloud: Word yo, let's bounce *****~!
Barett: burning_eyes ...whatchu say cracker?!?! *pulls out gat and shoots at Cloud's feet* Dance *****, dance!! twisted
Cloud: oh sh*t!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:51 pm
OutLawedStar GANGSTA CLOUD AND BARETT Barett: Yo Cloud, let's go hit up that club son. Cloud: Nah yo, Tifa's gonna kick my a** if she catches me in there. Barett: Yo that's bullshit son, Tifa works there now! Cloud: You serious son?!?! Barett: yo I'm dead-azz. Cloud: Word yo, let's bounce *****~! Barett: burning_eyes ...whatchu say cracker?!?! *pulls out gat and shoots at Cloud's feet* Dance *****, dance!! twisted Cloud: oh sh*t! Vincent: Fo' sho'.*Puffs on his cig.* Cait Sith: What The ********? I need a genital Upgrade. *leaves the room.* xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:22 pm
*The radio comes on and Sephiroth slashes it in half*
Sephy: Stupid radio....
Aerith: Hm...? *gasp* 0_0 Where am I??
Sephy: In my room.
Aerith: But...but why?
Sephy: Well, after I stabbed you I felt bad. So, I revived you after Cloud put you in your watery grave and nursed you back to health!
Aerith: ....nursed me back to health?
Sephy: Yes! I'm a certified nurse at the hospital!
Aerith: Omg! Nurse?
Sephy: Yep, I'm also in the PlayGirl magazines.
Aerith: Wait...that's you?
Sephy: You got it babe.
Aerith: *Fangirl scream* I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Sephy: Nyuuuu!!!! heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:29 pm
Sakuya794 *The radio comes on and Sephiroth slashes it in half* Sephy: Stupid radio.... Aerith: Hm...? *gasp* 0_0 Where am I?? Sephy: In my room. Aerith: But...but why? Sephy: Well, after I stabbed you I felt bad. So, I revived you after Cloud put you in your watery grave and nursed you back to health! Aerith: ....nursed me back to health? Sephy: Yes! I'm a certified nurse at the hospital! Aerith: Omg! Nurse? Sephy: Yep, I'm also in the PlayGirl magazines. Aerith: Wait...that's you? Sephy: You got it babe. Aerith: *Fangirl scream* I LOVE YOU!!!!! Sephy: Nyuuuu!!!! heart Guy from Scrubs: I'm Getting lucky tonight! *He jumps on Aerith and Sephy.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:45 pm
Vincent: Cloud, I have a confession to make.
Cloud: And...what's that?
Vincent: .....
Cloud: Come on! Out with it!!
Vincent: I love....
Cloud: Yes, yes...?
Vincent: ...Tifa.
Cloud: Oh, Vincent I love you too-wait what?! Tifa??
Vincent: Yes. We're getting married in July.
Tifa: You're always a bride when you're married in July!!!! *Dances and sings*
Cloud: .... gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:54 pm
Barret: I don't even know how to reply to the last script.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:05 pm
Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Soon, I will become an almighty and powerful....powerful..... *Exasperated sigh* LINE!
Cloud wearing a director's hat and holding a megaphone: GOD, you moron! The word is God!
Sephiroth: Oh, right! MWAHAHHA- .....LINE!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:29 am
Reno: i should get my haircut like yours Rude
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:34 am
Tifa: ShinRa, Soldier, Mako Reactor, Sephiroth...everything! I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:35 am
Aerith: *To the rest of the group after having a conversation with the Planet* The planet says "Screw you".
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