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 Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:42 pm
I'm shocked as hell that he got away with asking for curvy. =O
If I KNEW Hercules was a chubby chaser, I'd have pined after him in my childhood fantasies.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:59 pm
Nightmare shook his head "he calls down the goddess of love to make him a date? Thats like hiring Darth Vader to recruit your own personal bodyguard."
to those that don't know, Hades was totally cool with Hercules, Hera on the otherhand...
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:49 pm
Whoa, I hadn't seen the Hercules series in like... just a long time. There are so many things I didn't even catch back then. XP
Prometheus Academy. Haha.
But y'know, I don't think I'd ask Darth Vader himself to be my bodyguard. He does tend to go overboard. On the other hand, though, he tends to hire pretty imcompetent help as well, so I don't think I'd want him recruiting for me either...
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:04 am
Hera was just as crazy and bat s**t insane as Zeus was ******** horny, desperate, and disgusting. They deserve each other. Zeus should have bitched slapped Hera a few times if he was so all powerful and mighty.
I think Aphrodite could make the perfect lover. Hercules was just being cliche and stupid anybody remember that episode of Batman Beyond "Terry's Friend Date's a Cyborg"? This theme is s0o00o rehashed.
All he had to say was. Let her have a mind of her own and have her own likes and desires, but let her be genuinely attracted to me.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:10 am
It would backfire. There's really no way you can do it. You can't just sum up a person in a few words for easy reference.
It's silly. No way.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:40 am
I think Aphrodite would be more of a best one night stand, she's married and she still does backdoor specials for anyone on Olympus but her husband.
On another note *just finished watching Jonah Hex* I don't know why haters be hatin' but that movie was pretty damn cool. Who needs historical accuracy with crossbows that fire sticks of dynamite? Someone who needs to get out more, that's who.
Nightmare looked up from his Olympian themed playboy "speaking of cyborges..."
Future Nightmare takes the magazine, rolls it up, and swats his younger self "no, you just got Mira, deal with that until you get your wife."
Nightmare rubbed his head "who the hell is my wife, the way you mentioned her in the Christmas Invasion rp, is she some sort of ambassitor?"
Future Nightmare shrugged and unrolled the magazine to read through it "you'll see..."
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:28 am
Pamela in all her frumpy glory came up behind future Nightmare and hugged him. He was proof her shoo-shoo grew up just fine.
Puh-leaze.
Gimmie a good looking man. Sense of humor. Open minded. Ambitious. Healthy self esteem. Intelligent, hygenic, well mannered. Out spoken, can think for himself, opinionated and mutually, sincerely attracted to me and I don't care about the flaws. I'll be like that old man at the end of the cartoon.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:33 am
Congratulations, he's also UNCIRCUMCISED!
Relationship over. Hah.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:33 am
As long as it's pretty when it's hard, I'm happy. If not, eh. It's a sexual organ for christ-sake, nothing that goes in a cooch or an a** was meant to be glamorous.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:18 am
Well played, madame.
Well, I'm a begger so I couldn't be a chooser.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:19 am
Future Nightmare jotted down Haur's request and slimmed it into a portal into the future. He patted Ivy's head "yes, I'm semi-normal, now get some clothes or leaves on."
Edward whistled sharply.
Future Nightmare shook his head "da... Edward, knock it off."
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:23 am
Ivy went stiff and squeezed the life out of Nightmare. "What...the...HELL, didyoujustcallhim?!" She spat her last words out like bullets while grinding the first against her teeth.
Me: *poke Future Nightmare* What evil are you up to, now? O.o
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:27 am
Clockwork can prevent it! It is his destiny to avert such catastrophe as this.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:17 am
Future Nightmare choked out "nothin'? Oh look I'm being paged, gotta go mom." Giving his mom a quick peck on the cheek, he jumped into a portal and back into his time."
Nightmare whistled and went back to reading through Olympian playboy magazines.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:19 pm
"Bu-" She started, "wai-", she stammered. She turned to Nightmare and marched over to him snatching away his magazine. "How COULD you? What I'm not good enough? I'm not perverted enough so you go and live with our version of Quagmire?!" She pointed accusingly to Edward.
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