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 Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:53 pm
lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps...
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:54 pm
Des Voh Cale Darksun Des Voh Cale Darksun Des Voh Reminds me of something between Hellsing and Chrono Cross. I am Father Darksun, Leader of the Shady band of Missionaries. Together with Brothers Roke and Malone and Sister Angel we will strike down our enemies in the name of our lord and savior, Hallowed be his name. Well, sense I have been moving back(though slowly I may add) towards Christianity, then i might as well put in an application. You must renounce your sinful ways and convert to the one true Church of Rome before we can allow you into our flock. Ok...this is getting a little werid.... confused So you dare mock the Church? Blasphemer. Your soul shall be cast into the pit.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:55 pm
Right...if you find it, let me know. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:57 pm
lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. Agnostic is another word for Protestant. He will pay for his treachery. He and all his ilk. Brother Malone, It seems we are in the midst of heretics. Prepare to Crusade.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:57 pm
Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps... I dunno. That's an awfully big risk. Nelo spends about two weeks of his year with a pair of shades which makes him blind to the world. He's rather good at it, too.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:57 pm
Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. Agnostic is another word for Protestant. He will pay for his treachery. He and all his ilk. Brother Malone, It seems we are in the midst of heretics. Prepare to Crusade. Lock and load... my brother!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:58 pm
lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps... I dunno. That's an awfully big risk. Nelo spends about two weeks of his year with a pair of shades which makes him blind to the world. He's rather good at it, too. See there are more of us than there are of him and were reasonably competant., not that big of a risk.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:58 pm
Des Voh Right...if you find it, let me know. sweatdrop You stain the vestments of the church with your filthy heresy! May the Lord have mercy on your soul! *Opens fire*
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:59 pm
Johnny Malone Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. Agnostic is another word for Protestant. He will pay for his treachery. He and all his ilk. Brother Malone, It seems we are in the midst of heretics. Prepare to Crusade. Lock and load... my brother! Christus est Dominus!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:00 pm
Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps... I dunno. That's an awfully big risk. Nelo spends about two weeks of his year with a pair of shades which makes him blind to the world. He's rather good at it, too. See there are more of us than there are of him and were reasonably competant., not that big of a risk. That's what worries me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:01 pm
lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I enjoy the offer. But Nelo's not Christian, so the holy water won't burn him. Holy water doesn't burn Christians. It burns the heretics... If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps... I dunno. That's an awfully big risk. Nelo spends about two weeks of his year with a pair of shades which makes him blind to the world. He's rather good at it, too. Then he will not see the baptism of fire we have planned for him. We will purge the heresy from his flesh with clensing flame.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:02 pm
*Throws up Force shield*
Anyway, I'm off for the night.
*Cloaks and leaves*
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:03 pm
And take thy Holy Hand Grenade, to blow thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy.
And if that doesn't work, call in airstrikes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:04 pm
lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld If you say so, but heretic is a broad term. Nelo's agnostic, so his defense would be "I never denounced the christian faith as possibly the only one," or something like that. Cale's a bit smarter. There's no wording that Nelo can't weasel his way out of when HCl is used. You can't argue your way out of getting Holy Water in your eyes. When he's blinded, we bust his kneecaps... I dunno. That's an awfully big risk. Nelo spends about two weeks of his year with a pair of shades which makes him blind to the world. He's rather good at it, too. See there are more of us than there are of him and were reasonably competant., not that big of a risk. That's what worries me. Worry not my child. For we shall save him from Protestant damnnation and lies. His soul shall go to heaven clensed of taint.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:05 pm
Darkened Angel And take thy Holy Hand Grenade, to blow thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy. And if that doesn't work, call in airstrikes. Punishment from above. Deus vult.
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