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 Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:48 pm
l-e-s-b-i-a-ns are boring.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:50 pm
Cake?
nothx, the Elevar is so not a fan of cake.
Never have been.
And yeah, lesbians do get boring pretty quick.
But any porno is totally hilarious when it tries to have a storyline.
Like this one we watched...
Two girls, playing on a laptop, building the perfect guy in some program.
LIGHTNING STRIKES THE HOUSE.
Guy comes to life.
Obviously the first thought is lolletsgroupsex.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:53 pm
Pornos with storylines tend to have better.. or at least... more creative sex scenes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:58 pm
I guess.
The sex always seems the same to me.
Either some 'normal girl' who looks like a centerfold.
Or...
That geeky looking girl normally with glasses, when you get her out of the clothes looks like a model, who is totally a 'virgin' and when actually put into a sex situation works it better then your average porn star.
Porn using the hook of 'virgins' is always the best.
You know a Grade A pornstar is working that video.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:00 pm
Lol like the same pornstar starring in a BARELY LEGAL series for 4 years in a row.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:02 pm
Welcome to Bang Bus, where we hire an amateur porn star pick up random girls on the street.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:06 pm
Of course that never really bothered me.
The only thing that bothers me now in porn is when they have a hot girl but they don't know what to do with her.
s**t like.. ******** slow... and boring...
When they should be pounding the b***h's lights out.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:12 pm
I'm usually bored by the time they get straight into sex.
It's all the same by that point.
Unless something funny happens...like beds breaking or hole slipping.
Never watch unless I'm with a select few friends for ultimate lulz.
I hate the whole 'interview process' thing so many places do.
I want to see the person looking like an idiot.
I do not want to hear them for twenty minutes talk about why they need money.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:15 pm
I never actually "watch" porn.
Unless fastforwarding to what I wanna see counts as watching.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:18 pm
Guess that would get the job done quicker for you.
I watch for the lulz though.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:47 pm
*Yawns and crawls in.*
Porn is over rated...
There isn't any good stuff.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:29 pm
People went to such a huge extent to spoil Harry Potter.
If you do not care about spoilers watch this.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:29 pm
.Antique Heartbeat. *Yawns and crawls in.*
Porn is over rated...
There isn't any good stuff. Depends on what you watch.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:52 pm
*Hides from the spoilers and whimpers.*
I don't wanna have it ruined for me...
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:53 pm
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