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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:23 pm
Morbid Gnome I, Morbid Gnome, in my infinite wisdom, have injured myself again. When I was ten, I pushed the car cigarette lighter in for a fraction of a second. When I pulled it out, I though "It couldn't have gotten hot in that short amount of time. I'll just test it by setting my thumb down on the coils... CRAP." I'm still missing part of my thumb print. We have an electric stove. Sometimes, when my mother cleans the stove, she forgets to put the 'burners' back in properly. So, I decided, "let me check and see if the she put it back in properly. I'll just set my index finger down on to..... OH s**t" gonk Note to self: Fingers are not good temperature testing instruments. Use water instead. Missing parts of three fingerprints, myself... two from kitchen work and one from an untimely fall against a coal stove.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:23 pm
Chromefox I was putting up a volleyball net, and was altering the height. The pin that holds it together had a really sharp point and- *slit* Oo; Ouch... How big is the cut? Quote: When I was in sixth grade finger boards were a big fad, I didn't have one but we played with pencils. Well one day in sixth period I flipped the pencil in the air and impaled my hand with it, not really deep but it left a mark, heh. I must have held my hand up for five seconds watching a pencil dangle from my palm, 'twas interesting, lucky for me no one saw it. I have a friend who has such tough hands, that he can grind a pencil into his hand an have it hand there. He won't bleed either, or feel it. It just leaves a little hole. xp Oo; God damn. Well while working the carnival last year my boss, Fat Sammy, showed me that he could poke his leg and his finger would slide into his leg and stay like that for about 10-30 minutes...
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:24 pm
MegamanPsy A truth has been shown to me today, half the girls in my school are whores. I don't know whether to rejoice for you or comisserate with you... A clue as to whether you see this as a bad thing, or a sign that it's open season, please?
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:26 pm
MegamanPsy A truth has been shown to me today, half the girls in my school are whores. Yes, but are they conceded, constantly listen to rap/hip-hop and let people know by playing it loud on their CD player, follow trends, and are little vata locas?
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:30 pm
Zero Omega Streamjumper Zero Omega yaten *points* it was the son, in the study, with the candlestick! Actually is was Homer, in Barney's Bowl-o-Rama, with the Poisoned Donut. *has the Simpsons version of Clue... Envy me* Me too... no envy here... I also have Robo-Rally and both additional sets as well as Chez Geek and all its expansions... ...*steals it and gets away with it because I'm that damn good* ninja Which one? I need to decide it I'll flay the flesh from you in preparation for a lemon juice bath and ball-peen hammer massage or just kill you slowly and painfully... respectively.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:30 pm
Streamjumper Missing parts of three fingerprints, myself... two from kitchen work and one from an untimely fall against a coal stove. All of my accidents only resulted in broken bones, scars, or both. One time I accidently slit my wrist when I put my hand thru a glass window. Then there's the time I fell off the roof onto the concrete and fractured my wrist. sweatdrop Yes. Roof. I do nothing small. xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:45 pm
Peppermint Elf Streamjumper Missing parts of three fingerprints, myself... two from kitchen work and one from an untimely fall against a coal stove. All of my accidents only resulted in broken bones, scars, or both. One time I accidently slit my wrist when I put my hand thru a glass window. Then there's the time I fell off the roof onto the concrete and fractured my wrist. sweatdrop Yes. Roof. I do nothing small. xd o.o I've never actually broken a bone. I've had sprains and stuff... but nothing actually full on fractured. I've flipped a vehicle, fallen down some stairs, jumped off a bridge (more than once) and many other things... and have never managed to get seriously injured. ^^;; On a side note... check it out! i'm all unisexy! xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:50 pm
Streamjumper Which one? I need to decide it I'll flay the flesh from you in preparation for a lemon juice bath and ball-peen hammer massage or just kill you slowly and painfully... respectively. How about I just run off with your stuff without you knowing? That's the perfect way to do it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:53 pm
Peppermint Elf Streamjumper Missing parts of three fingerprints, myself... two from kitchen work and one from an untimely fall against a coal stove. All of my accidents only resulted in broken bones, scars, or both. One time I accidently slit my wrist when I put my hand thru a glass window. Then there's the time I fell off the roof onto the concrete and fractured my wrist. sweatdrop Yes. Roof. I do nothing small. xd Ouch... My dad stuck his hand in a deep-fryer to get out a cup he dropped when he was working in a resturant... Me? Well while going through my closet I hit my forehead on a piece of board that had a big staple in it, I put two little dots in my forehead, wasn't a big thing, just interesting. Then in 8th grade I got hit in the head with a metallic baseball bat, I didn't get a headache... I just had a very large bruise and couldn't fall asleep for about 12 hours. Funny thing is, I can still feel a small bump. Also, when the bat was coming towards me, I swear I could smell the metal.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:56 pm
Peppermint Elf Streamjumper Missing parts of three fingerprints, myself... two from kitchen work and one from an untimely fall against a coal stove. All of my accidents only resulted in broken bones, scars, or both. One time I accidently slit my wrist when I put my hand thru a glass window. Then there's the time I fell off the roof onto the concrete and fractured my wrist. sweatdrop Yes. Roof. I do nothing small. xd You'd be looking at my right leg below the knee there... Got broadsided by a utility van doing 45 in a 30 MPH zone at dusk with its lights off. I was 12 and riding my bike back from my paper route... Spent a month in the hospital with some back damage, minor internal bleeding, a concussion, and more than 6 breaks below my right knee, one of which included one and a half inches of tibia reduced to fragments. Spent quite a while in a wheelchair and rehab after that... Oh, the part where I managed to wake up in surgery and see them working on my leg (I don't think I sat up, it was probably a reflection... but the memory is unclear, I only see it in nightmares) is the reason why I'm terrified of hospitals. There's a round scar about the size of a half dollar from where one of the bones came out and a 6 inch scar from the surgury... Oh, and tape sutures beneath a hip-length cast with 45 degree bend at the knee really suck, especially when the adhesive is one of the two substances on earth you're allergic to. Later on I managed to slip stepping up onto the upper deck segments of a belly truck while working loading em for RPS and shaved a patch of skin off just below the knee. About two inches by half an inch... ick. My leg seems to be a lightning rod for the worst life has to throw at me.
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:59 pm
Zero Omega Streamjumper Which one? I need to decide it I'll flay the flesh from you in preparation for a lemon juice bath and ball-peen hammer massage or just kill you slowly and painfully... respectively. How about I just run off with your stuff without you knowing? That's the perfect way to do it. Right... Oribital bombardment it is... Initiating targeting computations.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:04 pm
yaten o.o I've never actually broken a bone. I've had sprains and stuff... but nothing actually full on fractured. I've flipped a vehicle, fallen down some stairs, jumped off a bridge (more than once) and many other things... and have never managed to get seriously injured. ^^;; You reminded me of the time I sprained my ankle when I fell while bullriding. Not broken, but still pretty painful. xd Streamjumper: Daaaa~mn eek
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:05 pm
Peppermint Elf yaten o.o I've never actually broken a bone. I've had sprains and stuff... but nothing actually full on fractured. I've flipped a vehicle, fallen down some stairs, jumped off a bridge (more than once) and many other things... and have never managed to get seriously injured. ^^;; You reminded me of the time I sprained my ankle when I fell while bullriding. Not broken, but still pretty painful. xd Streamjumper: Daaaa~mn eek Unkillable am I.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:06 pm
Streamjumper Zero Omega Streamjumper Which one? I need to decide it I'll flay the flesh from you in preparation for a lemon juice bath and ball-peen hammer massage or just kill you slowly and painfully... respectively. How about I just run off with your stuff without you knowing? That's the perfect way to do it. Right... Oribital bombardment it is... Initiating targeting computations. You little sonouva... *grumble, grumble, hide in a deep, dark cave*
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:10 pm
Oo; Oh dear lord... God damn man that had to be one hell of an experience. Bet you enjoyed every second of it huh?
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