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xD I'd have to invite him in my house to make sure he's a good guy. But if he asks me for a cookie, I'm not giving him a cookie. Because if I did, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. And if I gave him milk, he'll probably ask for a straw. And when he's finished, he's going to ask for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. And when he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. >< So he will probably ask for a pair of nail scissors. When he’s finished giving himself a trim, he’ll want a broom to sweep up. He’ll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing my floors as well!! D: When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap. I'll have to fix a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He’ll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times. He’ll probably ask me to read him a story. So I'll read him one from one of your books, and he’ll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he’ll get so excited he’ll want to draw one of his own. He’ll ask for paper and crayons. He'll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he’ll want to sign his name with a pen. Then he’ll want to hang his picture on my refrigerator. Which means he will need scotch tape. D: He’ll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he’s thirsty so…he’ll ask for another glass of milk. And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk, he’s going to want another cookie to go with it... I don't have too many cookies! D: He'll then repeat the process until I'm broke! ;~;

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