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 Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:16 am
The Haelstrom Fist Fiend: [Places my c**k in your mouth. WHERES THE ******** SPARKLES, f*****t? scream 
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:17 am
My point still holds, Fiend. You seem to enjoy sucking my p***s, yet you shy away.
Why? Just go nut happy and gobble them. [Pushes your face back where it belongs.]
@GRAPPLING: ******** that. I've already got an answer for KB. I fought to get KB his ability to stay in the first round.
I can IC take it away. [Cracks knuckles.] ^--from Vintrict's photobucket album.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:18 am
Yeah, the grappling mechanics for someone like KB are right ********, which is why getting into close combat with him is suicidal. If I was more of an H2H orientated fighter then I would never be beaten, but I'm mostly into like... swords and s**t.
Still, having 3 times the strength of an average dude and none of the bulk is awesome for grappling. When it comes to like armbarring or whatever, KB could probably just effectively snap someone's limbs backwards or... off. I'm not sure how many pounds of pressure you need to generate to dismember someone.
Not to mention biting limbs off. Om nom nom.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:18 am
Hael: STILL NOT FUNNY!
Man. You used to be funny, what happened?
Needs more German Ninja guys and s**t.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:18 am
scream Hey! I stole that staff fair and square! -gives chase and pounces ELF with a flying tackle-
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:19 am
That's it. Drop by drop.
I want to see how many pages we can go of you going "NOT FUNNY" and me making bad c**k sucking jokes before someone throws a fit. Rhos is getting dangerously close.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:20 am
Hael: Sounds cool.
NOT FUNNY!
You are wack.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:20 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:20 am
I've been thrown into a fit of homoerotic masturbation.
...not sure if that counts.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:20 am
Nah, wait for a mod.
I'm just calling you on willingly sticking your c**k in another man's mouth, which, aside from sticking it where the sun don't shine, is about as gay as you can get.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:21 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am
Rhoslyn Vernal I'm just calling you on willingly sticking your c**k in another man's mouth, which, aside from sticking it where the sun don't shine, is about as gay as you can get.
FIEND, YOUR VERDICT?
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am
Gah!
-gets pounce-tackled-
gonk
Grr!
-wrestles with the keep the staff-
It's mine!
>.<
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am
Hey guys, how's it --The Haelstrom Fist Fiend: [Places my c**k in your mouth and makes you gag on it until you vomit, then Ertai appears behind you and screams "GET SHITTED UPON" before anally raping you.] Old Man KB - Cut Omi's fingers off, ******** with him - Grapple Omi, ******** with him - Cut Omi grievously, watch him bleed out while woo-woo dodging snakes until he passes out... ******** with him
*Leaves*
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am
If it was a woman's mouth, I would not doubt your hetero-credentials.
But, in a man's mouth? Sounds like COMMUNISM FAGGOTRY.
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