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 Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:30 pm
Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card, stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner, AND JUST WALK AWAY, MOTHER.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:45 pm
Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:49 pm
Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'-uh- that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'-uh- that's never happened befo- oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:07 pm
I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:40 pm
Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:50 pm
Nine-seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
Please enter your password.
What window? You're just a crackly drive-thru whale out in the middle of a field! Come on, The Cheat. Let's take our invisible business elsewhere.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:14 pm
Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:47 pm
Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:00 am
Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away. Not moving at all. Just, statuing.
Oh, I guess I forgot to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!
The Cheat! You didn't!
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:50 pm
And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape "the blue family recreation water"! That stuff's just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse booooooooooooth.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:18 am
Get your own! *chomp*
Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie. Yep. Definitely a birdie.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:42 am
Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.
Homestar, I think that bird is The Cheat.
No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:26 pm
*singing* Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird...
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:43 pm
What are you doing here?
Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!
Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.
That sounds reasonable!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:33 pm
I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck.
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