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 Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:45 pm
Considers kangaroos to be sex toys.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:47 am
Keeps making moves on my gerbil.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:04 pm
Mistakes me for Richard Gere.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:37 am
Keeps making me dress up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman D<
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:02 am
Does not appreciate the fine art of chimp pageants.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:13 pm
spends too much on quilted toilet paper.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:47 am
Eats tuna eyes like popcorn
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:09 am
Wanted to change the family name to Snivellnark.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:03 pm
Because she was no longer there.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:38 am
He likes his animals more than me
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:37 pm
would leave the freezer door open.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:26 pm
cheated on me with a panda named Sparkle Pants
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:08 pm
Licked the butter from my butt and then wanted to kiss me!
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:31 pm
Went away with out saying good-bye to me.. *tears*
(random nostalgia fact? this thread was started when I first thought I might want a divorce... seems like forever ago now.. seeing as how I'm divorced lol)
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