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 Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:53 pm
cloud: awwww!!! isnt sepheroth hot!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:33 pm
Seperoth: *during the last fight of the game* Hey guys we should stop all of this senseless fighting and all get along *takes out guitar* come on and sing with me, Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya.
*everyone else joins in while cloud and tifa sneak off to go have crazy gorilla sex toegether*
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:48 pm
*last scene where cloud is fighting sepheroth in the life stream*
cloud: WHEEEEE! I'M FLYING! WOOO!
~~~
*motor cycle scene
cloud: (making crazy racing sounds) and they're off! cloud is in the lead! with shinra troops surrounding him who will be the victor! vroooom! screeech! neerrroommm!
~~~
vincent:*looks at marlene* *dark and scratchy voice* hello little girl, would you like to get in this bag with my puppies? theres candy in there too.
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:06 am
*Radom Battle*||
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*Cloud standing alone facing the Shinra Gaurds* I do not know... Hmmm... Bolt or Ice... Hmmm.....
*Shinra Gaurd One* Grenade! *Pulls Pin*
*Cloud* Wait! It is my turn!!! crying
*Shinra Gaurd blinks and Grenade blows up killing him and the other gaurd*
*Cloud* Heh... Works every time... Now if only I could lift my bloody sword without the help of a crane... x.x
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*Aeris kneeling at the Alter praying* I pray for this time I may die at the hands of Sephiroth quickly this take. For he shall get a staff whipping if he does not...
*Cloud and the rest of the team run up* Aeris!!!!
*Aeris looks up and smiles a bit*
*Sephiroth slowly floats down*
*Aeris looks back down to her watch*
*Sephiroth continues to slowly fall*
-*Twenty minutes later*-
*Aeris looks up a vein on her forhead apearing to throb*
*Sephiroth finally lands and the Masamune blade breaks in half* NO! My dramatic Matrix like entrance is ruined!!! *Puts the Masamune Blade agaisnt the alter and starts to curb stomp it* Die!!
*Aeris stands up with a murderous glare and beats Sephiroth to the ground with her staff* Damnit you moron!
*Sephiroth coughs all battered and beaten and bloody while Aeris continues to savagely beat him down*Cut for the love of god.... Cut.... Cut.... CUT!!!!!
*Aeris stomps off all happy to have nearly killed Sephiroth and mutters* Whimp....
*Sephiroth blinks and calls out* I heard that!
*Aeris turns around and whips the white materia at Sephiroth*
*Sephiroth gets clubbed in the face and mutters* Do-over!
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:18 pm
nakikurasu_69 *last scene where cloud is fighting sepheroth in the life stream* cloud: WHEEEEE! I'M FLYING! WOOO! ~~~ *motor cycle scene cloud: (making crazy racing sounds) and they're off! cloud is in the lead! with shinra troops surrounding him who will be the victor! vroooom! screeech! neerrroommm! ~~~ vincent:*looks at marlene* *dark and scratchy voice* hello little girl, would you like to get in this bag with my puppies? theres candy in there too. LMAO OMG youre great!! ^_^
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:02 pm
Sepheroth: As long as I have the Beetles, I don't need to destroy the world!
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:15 pm
MaiSake nakikurasu_69 *last scene where cloud is fighting sepheroth in the life stream* cloud: WHEEEEE! I'M FLYING! WOOO! ~~~ *motor cycle scene cloud: (making crazy racing sounds) and they're off! cloud is in the lead! with shinra troops surrounding him who will be the victor! vroooom! screeech! neerrroommm! ~~~ vincent:*looks at marlene* *dark and scratchy voice* hello little girl, would you like to get in this bag with my puppies? theres candy in there too. LMAO OMG youre great!! ^_^ thank you! i feel so special now! xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:35 pm
((okay i dont know if any of you like running through the swamp where the midgar zolom is rather than getting a chocobo, but uhh, its possible to make it through with out one and yeah, i usually do it so heres the funny!))
~*~*~*~
*before entering the swamp*
cloud: okay guys, i hear that theres a big snake around here somewhere and we cant get through the swamp with it always tracking us down so heres the plan, *pulls out a clib bored with stick figures*
tifa: but cant we just get a chocobo?
cloud: do you want to save the world or not! thats what i thought, *points to stick figure with oversized boobs* okay tifa, thats you, while barret and i run through the swamp, you go that way and distract the snake with your brests
tifa: BUT! I...!
cloud: just do it! *points to a stick man with a really big head* barret, after we make it across you start shooting the snake with your gun thingy
barret: righty-o-neiborino!
cloud: alright! break! *cloud and barret run forward and tifa begins running to the left. the midgar zolom begins to go after tifa* thats the way tifa! *midgar zolom hears cloud and goes after him instead* oh crap! tifa take off your shirt! *tifa takes off her shirt and cloud and barret make it to the other side as tifa defends herself against the snake*
barret: should i help her now?
cloud:*while holding a camcorder* hang on a sec, this is good footage,*shuts camcorder* hehehe, it works every time. yeah you can help her now.
~*~*~*~
i dont know if any of you guys got it, but it was supposed to be like a football tactic thing hope u guys liked it
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:54 am
Cloud and Cid standing in front of a huge bon fire.
Cloud sticks a twig with a juicy sausage in the big flame.
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Cloud: I hope this twig won't fall and get the sausage dirty.
Cid: Nope, it'll be burnt along with the sausage if you keep it there.
Cloud pulls out a dried up, black, still on fire sausage.
Cloud: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cloud throws it on the floor and puts a hand out in front of Cid.
Cid: What?
Cloud: Gimme a cig damnit!
Cid: A what?!
Cloud: A cig! A cigarette!!!
Cid: Oooohh...
Cid hands him a cig, Cloud puts the whole cig in the fire and starts burning his whole hand.
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME WATER!!!!!!!!
Cid: (hearing problems)Get you to water? SURE THING!
Cid picks him up and runs towards the ocean, after 5 hours when Clouds body is on fire and almost cooked they get to the beach, Cid throws the cooked Cloud in.
Cid: There! You'll be better soon! I'll go back and wait at Highwind with the others!
--------------------------------------THE END-----------------------------------
sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:15 am
Vincent singin what a wonderful world
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:45 am
Running from the Turk-filled Church...
Cloud: *waits for panting Aeris* You think you might have made in SOLDIER? (can't remember exact words)
Aeris: *pants* Shut up. *kicks Cloud's shin* You weren't a SOLDIER, never made it, so give me this crap about how I can't make it.
Cloud: Wait, what? Isn't that later? *checks script*
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:50 pm
Rude: Say, Reno, can I ask you something?
Reno: What?
Rude: Do you...think I'm...Boring?
Reno: *raises eyebrow* Why?
Rude: I dunno...I was just thinking maybe it's time I adopt a more...dynamic lifestyle.
Reno: But, you're a TURK...what's more dynamic than that?
Rude: *sigh* It's just not enough.
Reno: Uh....
Rude: *slaps a spinning beanie on his head* ... *sighs*
Reno: *awkwardly pats him on the back*
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:57 pm
during the year 1997, the cast of final fantasy 7 resorted to drugs and weed to sooth their problems with the high demand for heros and mako this is one of those moments.
~*~*~*~
reno: hey cloud
cloud: what.
reno: wanna go get high? it beats fightin each other
cloud: okay
*ten minutes later*
reno: *slurs words together* heycloud
cloud: *drools* what...
reno: lets say our ABCs
reno: *laughs* A...B...C...D
cloud: E...F....D...A...Z...R
reno: *laughs* oh god your fu**ed up
cloud: *drools again* hey RINO
reno: pft....hehehe...did you just call me RINO?
cloud: *laughes and passes out*
~*~*~*~the end~*~*~*
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:07 pm
Cloud: damn... why cant i look like sephiroth?
Aeris: damn... tifa has some nice big... er.... breasts... why cant i have some like that?
Cloud: s**t....well... screw aeris!... -dumps in water- TIFA COME HERE AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:22 pm
Red XIII: My daddy looks all pretty carved in stone.
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