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 Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:15 pm
Everybody Hates You! WUBRG
Leave the room and loose the game since no one likes you. Steal your opponents cards. You get to keep them.
I'm going to crawl into my sock drawer and sleep for days!
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:25 pm
Darthspanky everybody hates you! (B)(U)(G)(W)(R) leave the room and loose the game sense noone likes you. but steal your opponits cards. you get to keep them. []i im going to cral into my sock drawer! and sleep for days! You b*****d!!! 2WB Instant Counter target spell named "Everybody Hates You!" If a spell is countered this way, you and any number of other target players may jump the owner of that spell. The owner of that spell must get you a drink.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:52 pm
b*****d of the Coconuts
2 Green Green
Creature - Hermit
When this creature comes into play put 4 1/1 coconut tokens into play
Echo
All coconuts get +1/+1
Text-Fear my hairy coconuts of doom!-
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:52 am
Coconuts of the evil grandmother's unholy psycothic fury of unstoppable doomish raging cactuar's bloody dayly newspaper
(1)
Artifact Creature - Coconut Human Elf Goblin Merfolk Zombie Lord
(Tap): Poke target player in the cheek and put an annoyance counter on him/her.
Whenever a player with an annoyance counter on it plays a spell, put that player on the stack.
If a player counters a player, the countered player may yell at the player who countered it.
Whenever a player resolves, that player may put an annoyance counter on target player of his/her choice.
(2): Remove an annoyance counter from you.
Sacrifice ~this creature~: You win the game if each other player has an annoyance counter on him/her, and if you have the lowest life total. Play this ability only anytime another player yells at you.
*Pokes*
0/1
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:09 pm
paddymew Coconuts of the evil grandmother's unholy psycothic fury of unstoppable doomish raging cactuar's bloody dayly newspaper (1) Artifact Creature - Coconut Human Elf Goblin Merfolk Zombie Lord (Tap): Poke target player in the cheek and put an annoyance counter on him/her. Whenever a player with an annoyance counter on it plays a spell, put that player on the stack. If a player counters a player, the countered player may yell at the player who countered it. Whenever a player resolves, that player may put an annoyance counter on target player of his/her choice. (2): Remove an annoyance counter from you. Sacrifice ~this creature~: You win the game if each other player has an annoyance counter on him/her, and if you have the lowest life total. Play this ability only anytime another player yells at you. *Pokes*
0/1Newspaper Editors 2W Creature- Human When ~cardname~ comes into play, you may remove any number of words from the text of target card in play with the largest number of words. 1/2
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:46 pm
Editors of Phyrexxia 2WW
Creature - Angel Editor
When Editors of Phyrexxia comes into play, choose up to three black non-land permanents in play. Those permanents, and all permanents with the same name become white. This effect remains while Editors of Phyrexxia is in play.
WWW: White permanents you don't control can't play any activated abilities this turn, and white creatures you don't control can't attack or block this turn.
0/3
No one ever questions the changes they make. Can you blame them?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:27 pm
Life After Magic WWWW2
Enchantment
Life After magic comes with 7 Time counters on it.
Whenever you take 2 or more damage, you may remove a Time counter from Life After Magic. If there are no Time counters on Life After Magic, sacrifice Life After Magic and put a white 20/20 Legendary Girlfriend Token into play. You win when you have a Girlfriend token in play.
4: Remove a Time counter from life After Magic.
"YOU'RE ****ING ME."
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:46 pm
Mikujin Editors of Phyrexxia 2WW Creature - Angel Editor When Editors of Phyrexxia comes into play, choose up to three black non-land permanents in play. Those permanents, and all permanents with the same name become white. This effect remains while Editors of Phyrexxia is in play. WWW: White permanents you don't control can't play any activated abilities this turn, and white creatures you don't control can't attack or block this turn. 0/3 No one ever questions the changes they make. Can you blame them?... Phyrexians are either black or artifact.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:13 pm
Magic Marksman
3UR
Creature-Human Wizard Marksman
T: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, untap Magic Marksman.
1/2
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:50 pm
InsaneZeroG Magic Marksman 3UR Creature-Human Wizard Marksman T: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player. Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, untap Magic Marksman. 1/2 So, you just made a bad gelectrode, right?
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:07 pm
Skunch InsaneZeroG Magic Marksman 3UR Creature-Human Wizard Marksman T: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player. Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, untap Magic Marksman. 1/2 So, you just made a bad gelectrode, right? You know, I just realized that now...
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:44 pm
Marksman of Redasia
3WWWWW
Creature- Elven Archer
X-tap: Target X creatures are destroyed.
When Marksman of Redasia blocks or becomes blocked opposing creature's attack is reduced to 0
6/5
I don't care if you're a master swordsman, I've got a bow and arrow!
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:15 pm
Redasia Aflame 3RRRR
Sorcery
Destroy all Plains and all Archers
I don't care if you've got a bow and arrow...I've got fire.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:48 am
Aflame Potatoes 5RRR
Artifact Creature: Potato
Aflame Potatoes smell like french-fries
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Dinner
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