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 Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:33 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 Then I shall talk to myself!! Oh, wait, I already am. Me:Hey! Myself: Hi. I: Whatsup? Me: Nothing much Myself: Bored to death I: Me too... Me:Which one are you agreeing to? I: Myself. Myself:Because it's true. I am bored to death. (funny how it makes sense...) Me: Myself, you are too pessimistic. Myself: I've noticed. Makes me happy to know I'm original. I: You? Original? And yes, I have noticed. Me: You guys are good ad libbers. Myself: You should talk. Me: I am talking. That's why my mouth is moving. I: GUYS!! Stop. You're driving me crazy! You: Why am I driving you crazy?
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:40 am
I: YOU!! When did you get here?
You: I have been here the whole time.
I: No, I have been here the whole time. I'm asking about you!!
You: For Pete's sake, will you just talk like normal people?
Myself: Yeah, Why don't we put our names in "" so everything makes more sense?
Me: That's a good idea, "Myself".
Myself: See? I'm such a smart person.
I: "Myself", you didn't put my name in " "
Myself: That's because I was talking about myself.
I:...I'm confused.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:41 am
hyewon219 I: YOU!! When did you get here? You: I have been here the whole time. I: No, I have been here the whole time. I'm asking about you!! You: For Pete's sake, will you just talk like normal people? Myself: Yeah, Why don't we put our names in "" so everything makes more sense? Me: That's a good idea, "Myself". Myself: See? I'm such a smart person. I: "Myself", you didn't put my name in " " Myself: That's because I was talking about myself. I:...I'm confused. *Explanation going on* dut dut dut du du dut dut dut... dut dut dut dut duuuuuut dut dutdutdutdutdutdut... I: Oh~ I get it now. And i even know how to use " " correctly!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:42 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 I: YOU!! When did you get here? You: I have been here the whole time. I: No, I have been here the whole time. I'm asking about you!! You: For Pete's sake, will you just talk like normal people? Myself: Yeah, Why don't we put our names in "" so everything makes more sense? Me: That's a good idea, "Myself". Myself: See? I'm such a smart person. I: "Myself", you didn't put my name in " " Myself: That's because I was talking about myself. I:...I'm confused. *Explanation going on* dut dut dut du du dut dut dut... dut dut dut dut duuuuuut dut dutdutdutdutdutdut... I: Oh~ I get it now. And i even know how to use " " correctly!! You: You are so lame. Me: I agree. Myself: "YOU". you sound like a commercial. A lame one.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:43 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 I: YOU!! When did you get here? You: I have been here the whole time. I: No, I have been here the whole time. I'm asking about you!! You: For Pete's sake, will you just talk like normal people? Myself: Yeah, Why don't we put our names in "" so everything makes more sense? Me: That's a good idea, "Myself". Myself: See? I'm such a smart person. I: "Myself", you didn't put my name in " " Myself: That's because I was talking about myself. I:...I'm confused. *Explanation going on* dut dut dut du du dut dut dut... dut dut dut dut duuuuuut dut dutdutdutdutdutdut... I: Oh~ I get it now. And i even know how to use " " correctly!! You: You are so lame. Me: I agree. Myself: "YOU". you sound like a commercial. A lame one. I: And you sound like Uncle Sam!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:44 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 I: YOU!! When did you get here? You: I have been here the whole time. I: No, I have been here the whole time. I'm asking about you!! You: For Pete's sake, will you just talk like normal people? Myself: Yeah, Why don't we put our names in "" so everything makes more sense? Me: That's a good idea, "Myself". Myself: See? I'm such a smart person. I: "Myself", you didn't put my name in " " Myself: That's because I was talking about myself. I:...I'm confused. *Explanation going on* dut dut dut du du dut dut dut... dut dut dut dut duuuuuut dut dutdutdutdutdutdut... I: Oh~ I get it now. And i even know how to use " " correctly!! You: You are so lame. Me: I agree. Myself: "YOU". you sound like a commercial. A lame one. I: And you sound like Uncle Sam! Myself: *offended* I like Uncle Sam! "I", you're talking about Uncle Sam who always brings home the snacks!! Right?
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:45 am
Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff.
Stupid.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:47 am
hyewon219 Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff. Stupid. Myself:when did we decide that "I" was a boy? Does that mean I'm a boy too? Because I thought I was a girl until this crucial moment!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:48 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff. Stupid. Myself:when did we decide that "I" was a boy? Does that mean I'm a boy too? Because I thought I was a girl until this crucial moment!!!Me: I thought I was a guy! You: you? A guy? You look like a girl to me! I: Then what am I? "YOu" looks like a boy. Me: You idiot! Can't you tell that "you" is a girl? I'm a boy!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:50 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff. Stupid. Myself:when did we decide that "I" was a boy? Does that mean I'm a boy too? Because I thought I was a girl until this crucial moment!!!Me: I thought I was a guy! You: you? A guy? You look like a girl to me! I: Then what am I? "YOu" looks like a boy. Me: You idiot! Can't you tell that "you" is a girl? I'm a boy!! *argues about gender* Myself: GUYS GUYS!!! Guys: What the heck?!?! I'm trying to get some sleep here and "myself" is yelling my name in my ear!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:51 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff. Stupid. Myself:when did we decide that "I" was a boy? Does that mean I'm a boy too? Because I thought I was a girl until this crucial moment!!!Me: I thought I was a guy! You: you? A guy? You look like a girl to me! I: Then what am I? "YOu" looks like a boy. Me: You idiot! Can't you tell that "you" is a girl? I'm a boy!! *argues about gender* Myself: GUYS GUYS!!! Guys: What the heck?!?! I'm trying to get some sleep here and "myself" is yelling my name in my ear!! Me: Hello, "Guys".(from now on it will be ' ') We were just trying to convince everyone that I am a boy.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:52 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 hyewon219 Me: *whacks Myself on the head* No, you idiot. He's talking about that old dude who says "I want YOU to join the army" And that stuff. Stupid. Myself:when did we decide that "I" was a boy? Does that mean I'm a boy too? Because I thought I was a girl until this crucial moment!!!Me: I thought I was a guy! You: you? A guy? You look like a girl to me! I: Then what am I? "YOu" looks like a boy. Me: You idiot! Can't you tell that "you" is a girl? I'm a boy!! *argues about gender* Myself: GUYS GUYS!!! Guys: What the heck?!?! I'm trying to get some sleep here and "myself" is yelling my name in my ear!! Me: Hello, "Guys".(from now on it will be ' ') We were just trying to convince everyone that I am a boy. Guys: *snorts* You? A boy? You've got to be kidding me!! I'm the only boy around here; You're all girls!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:54 am
*collective gasp goes around the room*
Me: Me? A girl?
Myself: See? i knew I was a girl!
I: Wow. This is...this is...traumatic news!!
I'M A GIRL!!
You: NO, 'Guys'. You're wrong! I'm a boy too!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:56 am
hyewon219 *collective gasp goes around the room* Me: Me? A girl? Myself: See? i knew I was a girl! I: Wow. This is...this is...traumatic news!! I'M A GIRL!! You: NO, 'Guys'. You're wrong! I'm a boy too!! Guys: 'you', you think that you, with the pink shirt and the pink bows in your pigtails and the little skirt and stockings don't prove that you're a girl? You: No, 'Guys'. You have it all wrong!! I have pants, short hair and a regular t-shirt! Don't you even know who I am? My mouth is the only one moving right now!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:58 am
hyewon219 hyewon219 *collective gasp goes around the room* Me: Me? A girl? Myself: See? i knew I was a girl! I: Wow. This is...this is...traumatic news!! I'M A GIRL!! You: NO, 'Guys'. You're wrong! I'm a boy too!! Guys: 'you', you think that you, with the pink shirt and the pink bows in your pigtails and the little skirt and stockings don't prove that you're a girl? You: No, 'Guys'. You have it all wrong!! I have pants, short hair and a regular t-shirt! Don't you even know who I am? My mouth is the only one moving right now!! Guys: *gasps as he(or she?) finally understands* It's 'Her'!! She's been decieving us all!! Me: And not only 'Her', but 'Him' as well!!!
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