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PickleBoy

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:18 pm


Granted, you get Fabio to lick your feet until they warm up. ((Ewwww))

I wish the banks didn't close so early on Saturdays.

((And, Bladed, you grant of my wish came true. My mail came today! biggrin ))
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:49 pm


PickleBoy
Granted, you get Fabio to lick your feet until they warm up. ((Ewwww))

I wish the banks didn't close so early on Saturdays.

((And, Bladed, you grant of my wish came true. My mail came today! biggrin ))


Granted, they'r closed late at night fridays until early morning sunday. They don't close on Saturday at all.

I wish my brother wasn't such a lazy, fat slob.

Nergalitos

Celebrating Reveler


Dread Dionaea

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:02 pm


Nergalitos


Granted, they'r closed late at night fridays until early morning sunday. They don't close on Saturday at all.

I wish my brother wasn't such a lazy, fat slob.


Granted, your brother has now begun jogging several miles a morning. Soon he is fit and capable, and your parents admire his tenacity so much they write you out of the will so he can inherit it all.

I wish my boyfriend didn't have to spend all Saturday working.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:33 pm


Aufstandkind
Nergalitos


Granted, they'r closed late at night fridays until early morning sunday. They don't close on Saturday at all.

I wish my brother wasn't such a lazy, fat slob.


Granted, your brother has now begun jogging several miles a morning. Soon he is fit and capable, and your parents admire his tenacity so much they write you out of the will so he can inherit it all.

I wish my boyfriend didn't have to spend all Saturday working.

Granted your boyfriend spends Saturdays sitting on the couch watching TV all day and ignoring you.

I wish I made honor band.

cup_noodles


Lethkhar

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:50 pm


Granted, but you have to practice so much that you fail all of your other classes.

I wish my girlfriend had seen the movie Forrest Gump.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:35 pm


Lethkhar
Granted, but you have to practice so much that you fail all of your other classes.

I wish my girlfriend had seen the movie Forrest Gump.

Granted, she sees it, gets inspired by Jenny and it all goes downhill from there.

I wish people stop posting troll threads.

cup_noodles


Lethkhar

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:24 am


Granted, but the threads they post are so intellectually inclined that you can't make heads or tails of them, and anything you post is considered spam.

I wish it was an hour from now.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:57 am


Granted but my granting powers slipped a little and made it a 10 hours later. Opps.

I wish ice cream has less calories.

cup_noodles


russiangal367

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:35 pm


Granted, but the ice cream's fat increases.
I wish my boyfriend's parents would finally accpet me.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:06 pm


russiangal367
Granted, but the ice cream's fat increases.
I wish my boyfriend's parents would finally accpet me.

Granted, they accept you as a pschyopath with a eraser fettish.

I wish for some strawberry flavored shaved ice.

cup_noodles


russiangal367

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:18 pm


Granted, but it melts as soon as you get it.
I wish I'll ace physics.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:25 pm


russiangal367
Granted, but it melts as soon as you get it.
I wish I'll ace physics.

Granted, but you fail at everything else. Including life.

I wish ear drops didn't sting so fricking bad.

cup_noodles


russiangal367

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:35 pm


Granted now everything else in life stings badly.
I wish that my guitar's amp wasn't broken.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:41 pm


russiangal367
Granted now everything else in life stings badly.
I wish that my guitar's amp wasn't broken.

Granted, it wasn't the amp that was broken it was the guitar. Neck!

I wish people would make up their mind on abortion.

cup_noodles


russiangal367

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:43 pm


Granted, now they can't make up their minds on gay marrige.
I wish I was in Brookhaven with my best friend.
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