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 Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:34 am
cause they can't stand living any more
pop?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:36 am
Bang.
Why must the birds be so loud in the morning?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:25 am
because THEY dont get hangovers
why do we ask so many questions?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:30 am
Because fudge brownies are yumm
Why can't brownies ever be round?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:33 am
Because the government said so.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:39 am
Whatever colour bluberries turn when they're not holding their breath.
Why does my butt look big in this?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:43 am
Because there is a man who gets kicks out of making dodgy mirrors!
Why can't I walk on the sealing?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:50 am
Because the ceiling doesn't like you standing on it.
Why does the weather change so often?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:22 am
Because it's sick of being cloudy skys
Why can't I make a cake by mixing paint?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:23 am
Because their nurtritional values do not compute.
What does that have to do with the price of fish?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:16 am
Simple, fish have heads. Therefore nutritional value!
Why does it always rain on me?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:26 am
Because the clouds are Scheming
Why do I have to wear pants?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:30 am
Because I like cheese...
Why is water wet?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:33 am
Because they hae family troubles.
Why is yogurt called yogurt?
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:35 am
Because it comes from cows o-o
Why is the sky blue? Why not purple..?
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