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 Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:17 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Thank you very much, for that find demonstration, Lady Keres. The Judges really seem to have enjoyed it... Although Mr. Nura doesn't look happy about it... Anyway!... Next up is Lady Aileen Silvermane. *looks up in surprise.* "huh?... Ye mean me?" Billy: Yes, my lady... We are all waiting.... *Puts the knuckle of her index finger to her chin and looks down in puzzlement.* Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn...
*looks back up.*
Um.... I can't. xp ... |
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:44 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Thank you very much, for that find demonstration, Lady Keres. The Judges really seem to have enjoyed it... Although Mr. Nura doesn't look happy about it... Anyway!... Next up is Lady Aileen Silvermane. *looks up in surprise.* "huh?... Ye mean me?" Billy: Yes, my lady... We are all waiting.... *Puts the knuckle of her index finger to her chin and looks down in puzzlement.* Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn... *looks back up.* Um.... I can't. xp ...
Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? |
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:15 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Yes, my lady... We are all waiting.... *Puts the knuckle of her index finger to her chin and looks down in puzzlement.* Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn... *looks back up.* Um.... I can't. xp ... Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family?
Well.... The be one thin, but... |
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:59 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Yes, my lady... We are all waiting.... *Puts the knuckle of her index finger to her chin and looks down in puzzlement.* Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn... *looks back up.* Um.... I can't. xp ... Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? Well.... The be one thin, but...
Billy: Buuuut?.... |
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:04 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn... *looks back up.* Um.... I can't. xp ... Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? Well.... The be one thin, but... Billy: Buuuut?....
*stands up*
Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it... |
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:58 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: Lady Silvermane, if you don't hurry, you'll lose your turn... *looks back up.* Um.... I can't. xp ... Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? Well.... The be one thin, but... Billy: Buuuut?.... *stands up* Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it...
Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. |
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:30 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? Well.... There be one thin, but... Billy: Buuuut?.... *stands up* Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it... Billy: You won't know, if you don't try.
Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use? |
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:59 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Bill: You really don't have anything?... No special talent that would be of use in service to your husband or family? Well.... There be one thin, but... Billy: Buuuut?.... *stands up* Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it... Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use?
Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.*
Um, Yes, I have some right here...
*Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* |
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 6:06 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch *stands up* Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it... Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use? Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.*
"Thank ye!" smile
*Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy.
"Ah need these things fo the demonstation..." |
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:34 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch *stands up* Ok, Ah'll di it, bu it's nae very good... Ah dinnae think Ah'll be gettin a vote fo it... Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use? Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* "Thank ye!" smile *Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy. "Ah need these things fo the demonstration..."
Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.* |
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 4:03 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use? Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* "Thank ye!" smile *Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy. "Ah need these things fo the demonstration..." Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.*
*looks around in alarm as the animals run amuck.*
"Ah! meant tae ask fo CARCASSES! nae live animals!"
*Rushes To defend the bushels of produce.* |
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 1:05 am
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: You won't know, if you don't try. Right. Ah'm gonna need a deer, sheep, boar... about 10 chickens, a goose, aboot 5 bushels of wheat grain and something tae grind it in, about 10 large hot house tomatoes, 6 large squash, a large pumpkin, a large bag o sugar... Um... Do you ave a pen an pad I can use? Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* "Thank ye!" smile *Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy. "Ah need these things fo the demonstration..." Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.* *looks around in alarm as the animals run amuck.* "Ah! meant tae ask fo CARCASSES! nae live animals!" *Rushes To defend the bushels of produce.*
Billy: *Snaps his fingers and all the animals fall down dead.* |
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Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:30 am
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* "Thank ye!" smile *Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy. "Ah need these things fo the demonstration..." Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.* *looks around in alarm as the animals run amuck.* "Ah! meant tae ask fo CARCASSES! nae live animals!" *Rushes To defend the bushels of produce.* Billy: *Snaps his fingers and all the animals fall down dead.*
*Places her hands on her head in a distraught manner and looks around at the scene befor me.*
"Wha ave ye din!? they were still... Alive..." |
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Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:51 pm
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Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: *Reaches into the front pocket of his tuxedo jacket.* Um, Yes, I have some right here... *Takes out and presents a fountain pen and note pad as he approaches Aileen.* "Thank ye!" smile *Takes the pen an pad, scribbles down a list, and hands it back to Billy. "Ah need these things fo the demonstration..." Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.* *looks around in alarm as the animals run amuck.* "Ah! meant tae ask fo CARCASSES! nae live animals!" *Rushes To defend the bushels of produce.* Billy: *Snaps his fingers and all the animals fall down dead.* *Places her hands on her head in a distraught manner and looks around at the scene befor me.* "Wha ave ye din!? they were still... Alive..."
Billy: *shrugs*
"You said you wanted carcasses,now you have carcasses." |
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Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:46 pm
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shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Burning Icebitch shapelessevil Billy: *Reads the list, nods, then saps his fingers and Aileen becomes surround by a kitchen like setting on the stage, with a table counter with all kinds of cutlery, utensils, and dishes, as well as many bushels of different produce and recipe ingredients, while several various farm and game animals are suddenly running rampant around her.* *looks around in alarm as the animals run amuck.* "Ah! meant tae ask fo CARCASSES! nae live animals!" *Rushes To defend the bushels of produce.* Billy: *Snaps his fingers and all the animals fall down dead.* *Places her hands on her head in a distraught manner and looks around at the scene befor me.* "Wha ave ye din!? they were still... Alive..." Billy: *shrugs* "You said you wanted carcasses,now you have carcasses."
"Ah said Ah wanted ye tae bring me animals tha be already dead, nea bring me a bunch o live ones an kill em in font o me!.... Oh, sweet Brigid! Ah do hope they ad appy lives..." sad
*proceeds to gather up the all the dead animals and forming razor sharp blades of ice, chops them all to pieces. The the knives cut and divide the surface if all that come in contact with them, letting no blood spill from the meat and containing it all there in. She then proceeds to chop up produce and grinds grain into flour, which she then makes into dough. Though she uses oven, stove, or cooking chamber of any kind, she cooks it all using the heat of her own human hands as she prepares many dishes. She prepares souffle, zucchini boats, stuffed pepper, garlic roasted mashed potatoes with sausage gravy, leg of mutton, hamburgers with cheese and all the works including mushrooms, BBQ beef ribs, pizza with the works including pineapple, sliced ham, and anchovies, rice in red sauce with olives, peas, and celery, Roast pheasant, venison meatloaf, soft chewy bacon, meat and vegetable shish-kabobs that include roast duck, pork, beef, mushrooms, and pineapple, Apple pie, hot chocolate lava cake haggis, and even cherry vanilla ice cream. All cooked or chilled in her bare hands and all the sauces and seasoning made from scratch, including the mayo on the hamburgers and even their buns. Each dish she makes in three servings and sets one of each down before each of the three judges, complete with freshly backed worm hot cross bun made from garlic-honey flavored bread, creamy butter that she herself churned, and a selection of raspberry, black berry, strawberry, and peach jam that she herself ground and mashed right in front of them, with freshly squeezed mango juice to wash it all down.* |
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