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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 4 Total: 8 (2-16)

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:04 am


Another minor attack, but it was all that Nona needed.

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HP: 40/40
Damage: 2
Charge: 3/3 || 1/2

Boss HP: 6
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:04 am


Jerry once again landed in the sand from the force of the canon blast.

He gave a distant whimper, something about tiny umbrellas.

Damage: MISS
Boss HP: 6

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:04 am


He'd swung way too hard, lost his balance, and fallen right into the water. At least it washed off some of the watermelon goop.

HP: 50/50
Dmg: nope
Charge: 2/3, 0/3

Boss HP: 6
bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice: 83 Total: 83 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:05 am


A hop, dart, and a cumbersome jog later, Sasha was once more within range for an attack.

Nona was ready. Sasha's kokoro was open.

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bipolar bee rolled 9 4-sided dice: 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 2, 4 Total: 26 (9-36)

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:08 am


Eye of le tigre.

After Sasha gave the killing blow in the most glorious of ways, she threw her arms into the air and gave a hellish war cry before marching over to Jerry. Sticky, boobs everywhere, Sasha didn't care. The thrill of battle was coursing through her veins (okay, and PMS - and probably JOY, unbeknownst to Sasha), and like the kokoro-warrior-woman that she was, it was time to claim her prize. Covered in the watermelon-blood of their enemies, Sasha gave Jerry the kiss of his life.

No tongue, of course.

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HP: 40/40
Damage: 18
Charge: 0/3 || 2/2

Boss HP: Dead.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:21 am


Jerry was momentarily distracted from his visions of cocktails with little decorative umbrellas and plastic monkeys and sparklers by something a bit better. It was melon flavored, and he did try to get more into his mouth as he swooned against Sasha's ample, soft chest.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:32 am


Sorry to disappoint, Jerry.

The adrenaline that coursed through Sasha's veins was gone almost as quickly as it had arrived. When Jerry swooned, Sasha realized she was kissing a girl - sure, the girl was her boyfriend, but... well, the only girl she'd ever thought about kissing was Rin, and it was only that one time.

Breaking the kiss, Sasha wiped her mouth on the back of her hand and collapsed on the sand next to Jerry.

"I hope we can get rid of these melons soon. My back is starting to ache."

She peered around, looking for Rin for just a brief moment before closing her eyes, sore and exhausted.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:32 am




As soon as the monster went down, Rep shed the damn little bikini top and waded out into the shallows to get rid of all the ******** sticky watermelon juice.

And the sand. The sand.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:35 am


"I'm... I'm sure they'll fix it. We... we... um. Could um. You know. Um. Experiment. Um. A little if you wanted..." Jerry babbled, still looking dreamy eyed. It was an odd sensation, having his boobs pressed up against her boobs and they were sore and sensitive from all the bouncing...
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:38 am


Sasha's expression pinched.

"This is a mission, Jerry. I am not going to like.. make out with you when you're a girl, and I'm sure as heck not going to make out with you when you're a girl while we're on my promotion mission."

The only thing that was saving Jerry from Sasha's true wrath was the fact that they were on a mission.

"I should go find Allan. Or Caelius? Or.. the doctor, I don't even know, maybe I'll just lay here for a while."

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:47 am



Rin was thankfully distracted kicking watermelon lumps around to notice Sasha and Jerry's kiss. She too was streaked with the juices of her enemies. Once she was sure the fleshy entrails would no longer rise up against her she untensed and turned in search of them.

Eventually spotting Sasha and Jerry she approached them and thumbed in the direction of the water, "Wanna wash this goop off with me?"
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:48 am


Oh was the monster dead? Awesome. Otto's just gunna keep swimming in this awesome water using his weapon as a boogie board.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:53 am


The monster was down, and Ferros was complaining about being in the water in increasingly shrill and grating tones. Jordan desummoned his weapon and flopped back, resting on his elbows to keep his head out of the waves. "That sucked," he grumbled.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:07 pm


Jerry sagged, disappointed before turning to Rin with a dark expression, "I'm sure you can wash yourself off." The only boobs he wanted Sasha touching would be his own. Or her own. Same diff.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:39 pm


"No, I don't want to move. I might not ever want to move again, actually."

Her eyes were closed, so she missed the death glare that Jerry gave Rin. It was probably for the best.
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