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 Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:53 pm
I told you that the zoo wasn't a place to argue with a monkey.
I'm calling from jail because apparently the police dude couldn't take a slap in the face. xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:34 pm
I told you not to practice fighting during a crackdown !
I'm calling from jail because I stole the stray cat out of the alley . . . *shifty eyes*
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:19 pm
I told you that was not a stray. And it was not even an alley, but a driveway where a little girl was playing with the cat.
I'm calling from Jail, because I was saying what needed to be said.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:01 pm
How many times do I have to tell you that trying to motivate the masses to riot is a bad idea?
I'm calling from jail because I used a bowling ball made of cheese.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:56 pm
I told you, you can't rob a bank by throwing cheese at the window.
I'm calling from jail because I sent a birthday card.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:04 pm
I told you sending "Happy Birthday!!!! See I Do know where you live" to the person you were staking would be a bad Idea. Especially when you wrote your return address on it.
I'm calling from jail, because they didn't like the new paint job.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:15 am
I told you sea foam green twas a terrible choice!
I'm calling from jail, because I stole the queens pie & throw dust in her eye! twisted
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:43 pm
...i trollololed in the background
i'm calling from jail because they needed to keep up the statistics emotion_awesome
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:05 pm
Any time will do, my love...
I told you they didn't like being proved wrong!
I'm calling from jail because I fell down the stairs.
... Any time will do, no choice of words will break me from this rule.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:59 pm
Maybe you should be more careful next time!
I'm calling from jail because I pulled a matress tag off.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:46 am
I told you pulling off your mattress tag would be fine, but going to a mattress depot and removing all the tags would be considered vandalism.
I'm calling from jail because the night is to short.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:44 am
i told you to make the night last so they wouldnt catch you for sitting bored.
im calling from jail because i called the police for assistance.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:21 pm
I told you call the police for a hit and run, when you had a stolen car was a bad Idea
I'm call form jail, because I was cutting the grass.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:39 pm
I told you not to cut the grass with a broken lawn-mower that ended up losing control and running over the lady's petunias.
I'm calling from jail because I peed in my pants.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:42 pm
I told you that, when you get to the point that you pee your pants your way to drunk to drive home.
I'm calling from jail because of a barking dog
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