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 Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:39 pm
I can't marry you because I too am a heterosexual....and.....um...yeah..
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:58 pm
I can't marry you because I'm dead.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:21 pm
I can't marry you because I'm not a necrophiliac!
Boom.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:08 pm
I can't marry you cause I don't know nor wanna know what a Necrophiliac is eek
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:58 pm
Commander Crowbar I can't marry you because I'm dead.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:44 pm
I can't marry you because I'm so old that my sexuality is almost nonexistent... Not really. I died at twenty, and am sitting on two hundred and forty years dead. All aging processes have stopped, but my tissue still regenerates at a quickened pace to seem almost like Wolverine.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:50 pm
I can't marry you because .... your a corpse and dead bodies can't get it up...
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:05 pm
I can't marry you because you think that just because I'm dead that I'm dead. All that has happened is that I can't die permanently anymore, and I don't age... Think Wolverine from X-Men, only older. Way older.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:44 pm
I can't marry you because you would possibly pierce through my heart in the heat of the moment.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:04 am
I can't marry you because I neglected to mention that I don't have claws. I just regenerate.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:32 am
Aww... I can't marry you because you don't have claws... and I like getting scratched.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:59 am
I can't marry you because I don't want to use my claws to hurt you. ._.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:25 pm
I can't marry you becuase you probably wouldn't use your claws to hurt me. sad
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:58 pm
I can't marry you because your still married to the poster above you.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:53 pm
I can't marry you because I can't stop laughing.
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