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 Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:32 pm
One day last year, a sax player and a clarinet player were talking about these super sexy high heeled boots our conductor wore one day. So the sax player said, "Aww I love her boots. They are the best pair of boots I have ever seen!" and so my conductor just looked at her funny and had this shocked look on her face and said, " You like my boobs?!" It was hilarious because all you see is everyone looking at her on the podium with her arms crossed over her chest.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:12 pm
one time our choreographer dude Bret was helping us practice switching from back stepping left to right on the football field. We're supposed to be able to count eight steps from line to line on the field and he decided we should count 1-7 and yell #8. so being the funny band we are we changed it to sounds. count 1-7 as the sound "chick" and then on number eight say "BOOM" really loud. Well he couldn't hear us as loud as he'd like to so he announced "Come on guys. For every seven chicks i want a big BOOM." Immediately the band and Bret couldn't stop laughing. Now we tease Bret for his goof up and tell him we'll get him a bumper sticker that says that one day.
Also my Section leader Amanda was talking to one of our new members who said they couldn't do a certian move. Finally she said "Come on now. there is no 'can't' in the marching band dictionary...it goes straight from can to cantaloupe." That got us all to smile and try harder.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:09 pm
let's see. My band teacher was trying to teach us to turn corners whilst marching, and then the neext day he said that we'll go back out again and he'll be out on the corner. A british kid named shawn said something about it and we all laughed.
Then our student teacher siad something about our trumpets getting a beat off.
Then the student teacher said something with the word ritard in it and shawn said something like "leave me alone" or "quit makin' fun of me"
Another day, in Pep band, the student teacher had us do Tequila, and shaun put on a sombrero and a cheerleader outfit and grabbed some marrockas and started dancing right behind him. The next day he had us play the same song, but first he pointed at Shawn and said "Stay where you're sitting."
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:40 pm
It isn't that funny but when it happened we were all on crack and skittles  [don't ask]
In the Allcity band, our director is really weird, loud, and likes to change the music. I have trouble tongueing sometimes and during one song, Lightning, we had this trumpet section kinda solo but we kept on speeding up.
Director to trumpets: "When my house's on fire I want you to put it out."
Band: "Huh? "
Director: "Because they'll beat the firemen, they're going so fast! Where's the fire trumpets?"
Eric, 3rd chair trumpet: "On..your house?"
And during the saaame song, we were playing that saame part but with bad bad tune. He said it sounded like fahfahfah! instead of dundundun!He kept on criticizing us and after the whole band got a good laugh , thanks to Eric's skittles addiction, he shouted out:
"YOU READY FAH-FAHs!?"
So now, I'm going to be called Fahfah at school by two Horn players that were in Allcity too .
OH! Also! This one time when the Horns "asked a question" and the Trumpet "had to answer" I screwed up big time by having a little "outburst" on a dead-silent rest. So when that part came up he asked,
"Does anybody have a solo at [insert measure here(where the major rest is)]?"
And everyone kept repeating no but he was grinning and staring at me! He knew it was me that messed up!
The same guy would try to show us how loud and emotionally we were suppost to play it by making these loud noises that sounded like he was having an orgy....the sounds ranged from soft to loud....
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:37 pm
Usukushii Shizen
The same guy would try to show us how loud and emotionally we were suppost to play it by making these loud noises that sounded like he was having an orgy....the sounds ranged from soft to loud....That reminds me about our drum instructor saying that as long as we don't have an orgy in our dorm we would be fine. Then we bunk jumped (our little dangerous minisport) he ran in thinking we were having an orgy."
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:49 pm
king_magus09 Usukushii Shizen
The same guy would try to show us how loud and emotionally we were suppost to play it by making these loud noises that sounded like he was having an orgy....the sounds ranged from soft to loud....That reminds me about our drum instructor saying that as long as we don't have an orgy in our dorm we would be fine. Then we bunk jumped (our little dangerous minisport) he ran in thinking we were having an orgy."
Nice
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:06 am
Usukushii Shizen It isn't that funny but when it happened we were all on crack and skittles [don't ask]
In the Allcity band, our director is really weird, loud, and likes to change the music. I have trouble tongueing sometimes and during one song, Lightning, we had this trumpet section kinda solo but we kept on speeding up.
Director to trumpets: "When my house's on fire I want you to put it out."
Band: "Huh?"
Director: "Because they'll beat the firemen, they're going so fast! Where's the fire trumpets?"
Eric, 3rd chair trumpet: "On..your house?"
And during the saaame song, we were playing that saame part but with bad bad tune. He said it sounded like fahfahfah! instead of dundundun!He kept on criticizing us and after the whole band got a good laugh, thanks to Eric's skittles addiction, he shouted out:
"YOU READY FAH-FAHs!?"
So now, I'm going to be called Fahfah at school by two Horn players that were in Allcity too.
OH! Also! This one time when the Horns "asked a question" and the Trumpet "had to answer" I screwed up big time by having a little "outburst" on a dead-silent rest. So when that part came up he asked,
"Does anybody have a solo at [insert measure here(where the major rest is)]?"
And everyone kept repeating no but he was grinning and staring at me! He knew it was me that messed up!
The same guy would try to show us how loud and emotionally we were suppost to play it by making these loud noises that sounded like he was having an orgy....the sounds ranged from soft to loud.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Remember that Melinda.!!!!! Well if you dont want to be called that then PLAY RIGHT
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:22 pm
green~eyed~flute~chick32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Remember that Melinda.!!!!! Well if you dont want to be called that then PLAY RIGHT Hey! Who got a higher chair?! Who!?
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:15 pm
ok well it isnt what she said but its what happend at nationals in 7th grade. Miss Harbrod, our BD, ended up tossing her baton at the flutes about 3 bars from the end of te song. she went bright red, non of use have ever seen her go that red unless she was crying... yes we made her cry, we were just that bad... anyways, she hit my friend(a flutist) and made her fall out of her seat cuz she was laughing so hard. the band had a really hard time play the last few bars cuz we were laughing into our insturments. AND WE HAVE IT ON TAPE!!! we we only got a saticfactory on that song but thats not to bad for the only first year band at the whole compition^^
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:59 pm
My director Ms. K was hilarious. Whenever we screwed up during the marching season, she'd throw down her drum sticks and yell "I'm going to have an exorcist moment!" And instead of saying that wasn't a good run through she would say, "That was kaka!" After every night rehearsal, everyone starts to walk away when she says, "It's COOL to help the pit!"
Our favorite joke: There's a flag on the field! That's what it's there for!
And she'd always ask us what the meaning of life is. And that answer folks would be 42. We warm up in this book we call Mr. Fussel. "Hello Mr. Fussel! Goodbye Mr. Fussel! I'll see you later today when I practiced for 6 hours!" 3nodding Another warm up for the brass is to get out their mouthpieces and they'd play the flintstones as the woodwinds would sing along biggrin
All of these, are just a few of the many things she does... and there's a lot ._.;
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:57 am
Usukushii Shizen king_magus09 Usukushii Shizen
The same guy would try to show us how loud and emotionally we were suppost to play it by making these loud noises that sounded like he was having an orgy....the sounds ranged from soft to loud....That reminds me about our drum instructor saying that as long as we don't have an orgy in our dorm we would be fine. Then we bunk jumped (our little dangerous minisport) he ran in thinking we were having an orgy."
NiceYea our perrcussion instructor rocks.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:15 am
my band conductor mr.lamprecht (the most populer teacher in the school)
said once to holden that he needs a a glue gun well heress convo
mer.l looked at holden
"what "holden asked
"shh"
"what i do wrong now?" holden asked
"breath"mr.l
class laughs
"thats not a answer"holden said
"holden"
"yah?"
"shut up"
"what?"
"does any one have a glue gun?"mr.l asked
"why do u need a glue gun"
"to glue ur mouth shut."
"then how am i gonna play?"
"well we dont need u we can acully get through the song."
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:32 pm
haha well are band director sometimes when he gose to say saxs....he says sexs and every1 started busting out laughing it was funny
and this one time at a band compition we have a hugh tralior and we have microfone and a amp on the trailor and are dirctors were up there complimenting on a great show (grand champions drumline 1 field commands 1 band 2 overall 1) and on are hats we have mirrors in a triangle shape and we kept shining them in to the directors eyes and we have a hugh band (123) so he didnt no who was doing it... yea it was funny.......
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:33 pm
Well, although a lot of people dont like our BD, I like her. Probably because she's so agressive-looking, but also funny.
One time, this kid named Josh was just laying on the floor for no reason, and she marched over to him, and wacked him with her baton until it broke lol.
Also, she ocassionally cusses.
But, I must say her most popular phrase is "dont do stupid things." 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:08 pm
"Put away the stairs and chands please."
Heheheh. She meant "chairs and stands", she just had a rough day that day and switched the words around 'cause she was all flustered.
Our other band director (the main one) wouldn't do that, heh heh.
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