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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:33 pm


broken_vial
I wish to get the record for most/ fastest waffle eating


You do, although in the process you choke and die. Worst of all, your record is never published due to a lack of space in the Guiness World Records.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:36 pm


You made no wish thus nothing was granted

I wish for a good choice to make...

Impish Desires


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:44 pm


Tarrien
You made no wish thus nothing was granted

I wish for a good choice to make...


Granted. You have a good choice to make. Too bad you made the wrong choice.

I wish I could eat people like domokun


or maybe the wish is I wish people like domokun would eat me xd

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:25 pm


Gamer Girl Dusty
Tarrien
You made no wish thus nothing was granted

I wish for a good choice to make...


Granted. You have a good choice to make. Too bad you made the wrong choice.

I wish I could eat people like domokun


or maybe the wish is I wish people like domokun would eat me xd

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granted but domokun gives you indigestion and a wicked case of diarrhea.

i wish my boyfriend wasn't so drunk right now.

amandarose


B4K4_Frenchie

PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:54 am


Granted. He dies of alchohol poisoning, thus leaving the state of drunkenness for death.

I wish polygamy was legal so I could have a harem. cool
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:09 am


wish granted, but your harem would be full of women who had STD'S and never shaved anything 0.o


i wish that i could have tantric sex

.Drunk...Cunt...Pirate.


amandarose

PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:17 pm


CynicalZepplin
wish granted, but your harem would be full of women who had STD'S and never shaved anything 0.o


i wish that i could have tantric sex
granted but you have tantric sex with your mom.

i wish i didn't have to go grocery shopping after work.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:54 pm


Granted. Your boyfriend did all the shopping to surprise you. Of course, now he expects something in return, and you're up all night trying to think of what to do for him.

I wish amandarose didn't complain about work so much. I don't even have a job, and i need one. I'd gladly take hers.

B4K4_Frenchie


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:06 pm


Amandarose doesn't complain about her job and you get her job. You are immediately fired.

I want every piece of clothing in Gaia for my avatar.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:14 pm


Dottoosie
Amandarose doesn't complain about her job and you get her job. You are immediately fired.

I want every piece of clothing in Gaia for my avatar.


You get every piece of clothing in Gaia for your avatar, but they are infested with mites and attract sexual deviants who rape you until you die.

Was that a little too graphic?... NAwwwwwww. On to business!


I wish... that I was God.

DarkFire168


Lord Vyce

PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:16 pm


Granted. You are God, but nobody worships or loves you. In fact, they think you're annoying, and start wars in your name.

I wish I had longer hair.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:36 pm


Lord Vyce
Granted. You are God, but nobody worships or loves you. In fact, they think you're annoying, and start wars in your name.

I wish I had longer hair.


Granted. But it's so long it gets trapped in a bus and you're dragged for 30 blocks before your scalp is pulled out.

I wish that I was able to print my own money legally

DarkFire168


Lord Vyce

PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:40 pm


Granted, but you printing out money inflates prices, so much so, that the government has you killed and your money destroyed. Then they snipe your pets.

I wish I had a New GCN controller...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:53 pm


Lord Vyce
Granted, but you printing out money inflates prices, so much so, that the government has you killed and your money destroyed. Then they snipe your pets.

I wish I had a New GCN controller...
granted but you get arrested for possesion of stolen property and imprisoned where you get buttraped for all of eternity...better hope for early parole for good behavior!

i wish i wasn't an ant.

amandarose


DarkFire168

PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:54 pm


Lord Vyce
Granted, but you printing out money inflates prices, so much so, that the government has you killed and your money destroyed. Then they snipe your pets.

I wish I had a New GCN controller...


Granted but it goes haywire, comes to life, and rapes then murders and then rapes the corpses of you and your entire family and every loved one/friend you've ever had.

EDIT: I wish I had a Liscense to Kill.
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