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 Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:42 pm
Granted, but stuff comes instead.
I wish that I could remember I wanted to wish for. Oh I wish my lappy was fixded, and that I didn't have to send it away.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:51 pm
Granted, but instead of being broken, it still flickers lightly, and breaks in a few weeks, when the warrantee is up, and then you have to pay for it gonk
I wish my lappy would come in the mail, even though I've yet to order it blaugh
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:57 pm
Granted, but you get my broken one.
I wish I didn't get headaches from not drinking caffeine.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:11 pm
Granted but instaed you get bladder implosion.
I wish for not bladder implosion.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:12 am
Granted, but your face explodes.
I wish I was a real half-vampire.
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:18 am
Granted but you instead have all the weaknesses of both vampires and humans.
I wish I was a real mage.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:45 pm
Granted, but the magic council is so tyranic that you can only cast a spell that allows you to grow a moustache.
I wish I had an acordeon.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:06 pm
granted but when you play you are naked in the middle of a mall and you will never learn how to really play.
I wish i could salsa!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:37 am
Granted, but when you get on the dance floor, everyone says "Put it away!"
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:28 pm
Granted, but then you have too much to do and your head explodes.
I wish I had longer hair.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:06 pm
Granted, but it's so long you look like cousin It.
I wish I WAS salsa.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:55 pm
Granted, but everyone thinks you taste icky.
I wish my cell phone wasn't sticky.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:15 pm
Granted, but holding it sears your flesh.
I wish I had searing flesh.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:10 pm
Granted but...uhhhhh it hurts like a lot?
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:44 pm
Granted, but because you never closed your eyes to sleep, they dried up and fell out.
I wish my eyes didn't hurt so much.
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