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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:04 pm
Eileen: Now where is that damn broom? Oh there it is.
She walks to the broom and picks it up.
Eileen: Oh There is a hole in the wall.
She looks through the hole and sees Henry's eye.
Eileen: What the hell? This is the smallest mirror I have ever seen!.
She pushes the chest of drawers in front of the hole.
Henry: Dammit.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:57 pm
shandi b Vertigo01 Henry: What is the point of having a peep-hole into a cute girl's room if you never get to see her getting undressed or anything exciting? i wonder how many people actually wondered if they could get to see her naked if they stared long enough. I sure as hell know I did!
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:02 pm
iLisa Garland Eileen: Now where is that damn broom? Oh there it is.
She walks to the broom and picks it up.
Eileen: Oh There is a hole in the wall.
She looks through the hole and sees Henry's eye.
Eileen: What the hell? This is the smallest mirror I have ever seen!.
She pushes the chest of drawers in front of the hole.
Henry: Dammit. I almost thought you were going to say Eileen pokes Henry in the eye (through the hole) with the broom handle.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:47 am
Walter; Go on, say 'what' again! go on! I double-dare you, ********, say 'what' again!
Henry;......the hell?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:02 pm
Eileen: Hey, Henry! I know you can see me on the other side of that wall!
Henry: *thinking* s**t! I'm screwed now!
Eileen: If you dont stop now, I'm calling the police.
Henry: Will you forgive me if I save you later?
Eileen: I'm going out with some friends! I dont need saving! Im gonna set up a camera in my Robbie doll. It'll show me everything. Look through my hole one more time and your a** is grass! You got me?
Henry: Fine!!!! Damn, what a pain......
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:28 am
James; no....it's you....I knew it!
Dog; no...I'm just sitting in for someone else
James; What? who?
Dog; The White Rabb -
[White Rabbit comes busting in]
Rabbit; Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late!
Dog+James;........
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:44 am
Red Queen: *comes in with PH behind her* Hello! I thought I'd come tell you all the good news!
James: Who in the hell are you?
R.Q.: Thats none of your business! Anyway, me and Pyramid Head here are engaged!
Laura: Really? That's stupid.
James: Dont piss her off, Laura. You know what happens when you do.
R.Q.: Off with their heads! Pyramid Head, be a dear and do this little job for me.
PH.: ...........I don't feel like it. Hey honey, why dont you get me a beer.
James and LAura: eek question question question
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:21 pm
Pyramid Head: Bu-But.. i only wanted a hug....
Henry: NO!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:13 am
Sukaimora Pyramid Head: Bu-But.. i only wanted a hug.... Henry: NO!!! Leg monster; Bu-But.. I only want a hug... PH; Oh, god yes! Leg monster; yayy - wait, whatareyoudoing? only a hug! ONLY A HUG!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:28 pm
It is time for me to break the silence the guild has been suffering these past 2 and a half days.
* James hits nurse with pipe*
James: Holy Crap! I think I just saw its boobs jiggle! Did you see that! Wasn't that awesome.
* Maria slaps James across the face*
Maria: You ******** PERV!!! That does it I'm going to go rest in a room for awhile. Come back and get me later.
Much Much Later....
In hospital basement stairwell
Maria: James!!
James: Mary!? Oh? It's you. I'm surprised your still alive hooker lady. I thought for sure you would have been killed back there. Damn it. I so thought I lost you back there.
* PH appears and kills maria*
James: OH GOD!!! Never expected to be saying this but? Thank you! I love you Pyramid head.... Wait? eek ... WHOA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!.... NO!!! gonk I DON'T LOVE YOU THAT MUCH!! gonk HELP!!! crying crying crying crying crying crying
PH: blaugh heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart blaugh
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:44 am
Eddie: *watches the previous post behind a pillar: Hehehehehehehehehe.......awesome. Now I'll kill that b*****d James and make Pyramid Head my b***h biggrin
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:06 pm
Henry: Cornchips are no place for a mighty warrior!
Eileen: Uhh, Henry have you lost your mind?
Henry: No, but maybe you have if that didn't make sense....
Eileen: Oh god.... *runs off*
Henry: Eileen!
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henrytownshend4235 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:26 am
henrytownshend4235 Henry: Cornchips are no place for a mighty warrior! Eileen: Uhh, Henry have you lost your mind? Henry: No, but maybe you have if that didn't make sense.... Eileen: Oh god.... *runs off* Henry: Eileen! Walter; Brother! You are not crazy, for I understand that as well! Henry; What? Walter; I know exactly what you were saying! Henry; I wasn't saying anything! Walter; But - Henry; I was just messing with Eileen Walter; Well, that just means I'm crazy then, doesn't it? *gets out gun and shoots Henry*
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:49 pm
Heather:augg ahhh
Pyramid head:What?
Heather: I Didn'y say anything
Heather:I want to do you
Pyramid Head:what?
Heather:Oh Nothing
Heather:give me what I need
pyramid Head:what the hell?
Heather:nothing
Heather:Oh yes
Pyramid Head:what did you say? grrr
HEATHER:Move that hand lower
Pyramd head:what?
Heather:what
Pyramid Head:grrrrr
Heather:their must be warmer places then this to get nasty
Pyramid Head surprised h Give me a break
Heather:give it to me now
Pyramid Head surprised h no
Heather:Is that it oh ******** you
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:56 pm
Harry:Heather I need you to get something for me
Heather:what the ******** is It you you unsavory little c**t
Harry:I need you to get tampons for me
Heather surprised h gimme a ******** break
harry:But I am on my period
Heather biggrin on't be such a p***y harry
Harry:I will give you money
heather:I am here to buy tampons
Dahlia surprised h sure Just let me get the note from my drawer
Dahlia Would you like to look through this catalogue of tampons?
Heather:What the!!
Heather:No thanks..
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