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 Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:47 am
GRANTED. Only it ends 2 min after it started. I wish that my dog would s**t rainbows. That way I could just throw it up in the air and be done with it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:03 pm
Granted, but you find out this way, that all rainbows smell like dog sh...
I wish I could sell bugs and old paper in RL, too.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:46 pm
Granted, but all you receive as payment is bottle caps.
I wish I could have all the money in the world.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:04 am
Granted, but it is worthless because everyone pays with bottle caps now xd
I wish I could booty grab for money...erm...bottle caps...whatever is the valid payment currency now redface
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:15 pm
Granted but now everyone looks at you weird. I wish for green tea ice cream
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:12 pm
Granted But as soon as you go to take a bite it all evaporates
I wish I had a magic Wallet that always has the correct amount of money for whatever you want
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:21 am
Granted, but it's all in pennies.
I wish people would buy my books.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:12 am
granted but they are all in Klingon
I wish I could get my kids to not make a scene in public
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:37 pm
Granted, but they climb all over you the rest of the time.
I wish I could just go out for a walk.
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:39 am
granted but every step you take is into a mud puddle
I wish I could sleep until it is time for work
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:08 am
Granted, but you end up working overtime.
I wish my daughter wouldn't ask watch the same movie over and over and over.
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:52 pm
granted but sheonly want to watch the news
I wish the mending were done
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:32 am
Granted, but the minute it's finished, more piles up.
I wish my daughter would get a full night sleep.
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Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:25 am
granted , but you stay awake the whole night
I wish I had more money to spend on my vacation
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Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:12 am
Granted, but the vacation turns into one nightmare after another.
I wish it would rain.
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