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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:10 am
I pick up the CD and put it in my stereo. I press play and die of laughter because it's a dane cook CD. XD
I drop a teddy bear
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:42 am
You aren't a bunny
I pick up the teddy bear and choke on it because I thought it was dinner. I was wrong.
I drop a billboard
Unless you're me.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:13 am
i pick up the billboard and decide 2 crash my car straight through it not wearing my seat belt. I fly through the window and drop my class ring.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:43 am
I pick up the ring and stumble because its so heavy. I end up falling in the road and being hit by a car. I drop my keys.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:30 pm
I try to pick up the keys but I am hit by a cement truck.
I drop a chicken.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:25 pm
I pick up the chicken, and I slow roast it over an open fire. I ate hearty that night, until I got mauled to death by wild coyotes. I learned that should never burp after eating chicken.
I drop my All That Remains CD.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:03 pm
I die of laughing at the CD. I drop a laptop.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:48 pm
i pick up the laptop but it turns out it was really a monster in disguise and it bites my hand of and i bleed to death, so then i leave my severed hand. bleh. xp
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:08 pm
I pick up the hand and I give it a proper burial. I get eaten by the corpse it belonged to.
I drop a pencil
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:48 am
the pencil is sticking straight up and down and I just happen to trip and impale myself with it.
I drop a radio
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:23 am
i turn on the radio and fall off a cliff dancing. i drop my clothes
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:01 pm
i put the clothes on put the pants were to long i trip and fall on a old shoe
i drop a sock puppet
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:38 pm
I pick up the sock puppet and put it on my hand. After an intriguing conversation, I get attacked by him. People ruled it a suicide.
I dropped my unfinished Trigonometry homework.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:30 pm
i look at the trig homework and try to do it, but end up dying thinking to hard. i drop pizza
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:03 pm
i pick up the pizza take a bight unfortunately it was a peanut pizza and i choked because the peanuts were whole and died
i drop a squeaky dog toy
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