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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:44 am
'Merca The only country where you could find a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:51 am
'Merca we pledge our allegiance to the $
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:55 am
'Merca where we changed the meaning of undocumented worker to illegal immigrant.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:08 am
god speaks ENGLISH my bible is in ENGLISH SPEAK ******** ENGLISH
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:08 am
Merca, cause everyone else speaks weird.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:22 am
Merca, we turn literature into litter
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:24 am
Merca, where Family Guy gets renewed.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:30 am
Merca piss on the lives and hopes of thousands so we can have the perfect wedding and divorce within the same decade
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:31 am
'Merca where Nascar gets more respect than a sport loved by the rest of the world.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:34 am
Merca, were we take cars that could be recycled or given to the less fortunate, and crush them with bigger cars and charge people.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:42 am
'Merca where we support the suffering of Africans so we can have studded Crucifix's. Rappers need to signal to chicks that they're rich so that they can get laid more.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:52 am
Merca, we make the world turn their children into slaves so we can have prizes in happy meals.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:54 am
'Merca come on over and for $1.50 a day paid under the table untaxed and GET THE ******** OUT
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:25 am
'Merca don't use drugs bought from the street...buy OUR DRUGS, the kind we shove down your throat with every single problem. Broke d**k? Yellow toe nails? Want LONGER EYELASHES!? There's a pill for that.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:36 am
Warning, Merca takes no responsibility if you get diarrhea, rickets, the plague, red death, hair loss, cancer, addicted, brown death, boils on your eyes, blindness, reddish brown death, asthma, heart attacks, heart episodes, heart disease, heart failure, heart break, heart lymphoma, shoryuken, elphantism, canker sores, kidney stones, regular death, or burning pee/
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