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 Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:54 pm
If Chuck Norris fell into a body of water, Chuck Norris wouldn't get wet. The water would get Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:06 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:49 pm
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:21 pm
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:58 pm
Chuck Norris sleeps a pillow under his gun.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:33 pm
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:03 pm
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:52 am
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:22 pm
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:26 pm
Chuck Norris can, and has, divided by zero.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:55 pm
Chuck Norris can just eat one Lay's potatoe chip.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:55 pm
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:55 pm
(long one...) Chuck Norris was intended to be a character in the original Street Fighter game, but it would have created a major glitch: every button pressed would make Chuck Norris do a roundhouse kick. When asked why, Chuck Norris replied, "that's not a glitch."
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:16 pm
The reason dinosaurs are extinct is the Chuck Norrisaurus.
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:18 am
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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