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 Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:11 pm
Granted! But in following them you find that all that weird jargon is, in fact, a mode of summoning dæmonic entities – which are none too happy about being disturbed.
I wish I could find my place in the world.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:48 pm
Granted! But its located in the half-price vegetable aisle of the local supermarket.
I wish I could have afforded to go see Devo in Sydney tonight.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:35 pm
Granted! However they cancel the show and then stop touring – plus you do not get a refund.
I wish I could have a cat.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:53 am
Granted! But its psychopathic and bounces off the walls shredding all clothes, furniture and flesh in its path.
I wish I had some pet jellyfish.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:10 pm
Granted! But due to not enough funds, you have to fish them out of the ocean and you make the mistake of choosing the dreaded irukanji because it was teency and cute! But one day cleaning the tank you get stung and it is most deadly.
I wish for dried squid snacks.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:45 pm
Granted! But you bought them from an elderly, myopic gentleman who confused it with dried pig genitals .. which you then consume.
I wish for a cure for procrastination.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:27 pm
Granted! But you are arrested for methamphetamine position.
I wish i could stop coughing up blood.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:35 am
Granted! But instead it comes out your a**s.
I wish people didn't stare at me eating in food courts T.T
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:34 pm
Granted! But now they stare at you everywhere else.
I wish my kidneys would stop making stones.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:58 pm
Granted! But now they make very rare gems and everyone wants to slice and dice you for them.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:34 pm
Granted! But then you realize the ocean is filled with lots of icky fluids like pee and whale periods.
I wish I could live in Monterey, California.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:39 pm
Granted, but then you can never even step one inch outside of the city limits for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have to live in the desert for the time being.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:42 pm
Granted! But then you go back to far, far away and my plans to implement a possible meet-up become even more impossible – but that is killing my own wish... Crappit.
I wish I did not have a migraine.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:46 pm
Granted. But then you have to migrate south for the winter with a pack of ornery mongeese.
I wish my friend had not got me into liking DBSK.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:52 pm
Granted! Now you like Super Junior in all their 13 boys goodness.
I wish I did not know what DBSK and Super Junior were. lol
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