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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:12 pm
koudelkaW Anything for an A A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "*Anything*." His voice softens. "*Anything*??" "*Anything*." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?" Hah! *giggle* I love all your jokes and stuff! EDIT: Forgot to roll...
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2
Total: 13 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:13 pm
....If I rememberd to roll of course sweatdrop
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 5, 3, 2, 5, 3
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:14 pm
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 3, 1, 6, 4, 1
Total: 19 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:15 pm
No, I'm not online. Just thought you should know. (My reply to people who send you a chat message asking if you're there.)
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 5, 1, 3, 1, 5
Total: 21 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:15 pm
This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 2, 2, 3, 5, 4
Total: 19 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:15 pm
Heh heh heh...Ninja beat Domo!!! I will prevail! ninja ninja
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 5, 2, 1, 6, 3
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:16 pm
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:17 pm
koudelkaW This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard over the tower radio: Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such< beacon". Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!" (brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot." Oh my gosh...I haven't laughed this hard in a while... ninja ninja Ninja still help obtain envelope.
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 5, 3, 2, 2, 4
Total: 17 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:17 pm
Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The would-be thief ran away and is still at large.
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 5, 4, 3, 5, 6
Total: 29 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:18 pm
Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 6, 4, 2, 6, 5
Total: 26 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:18 pm
Hm. ninja Don't know what to put. ninja
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:19 pm
koudelkaW Pythagorean theorem: 24 words. The Lord's Prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words. You know, I'm going to choke on my laughter eventually... ninja ninja ninja Ninja is stealthy. DANG IT! I forgot to roll again...
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 5, 4, 5, 1, 3
Total: 19 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:19 pm
29 ooooo so close..... domokun
According to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get home.
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PathlessPlot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 2, 3, 6, 1, 2
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:20 pm
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 5, 5, 3, 4, 3
Total: 24 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:21 pm
Come onnnnnnn big numbers! domokun
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