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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:39 pm
“I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. Someone would come in and ask 'Hey what are you doing?' ‘Oh I'm playing Super Busy Hospital2. Now leave me alone, I'm performing surgery on someone who was shot in the face 57 times. I need to concentrate.’”
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:01 pm
another demetri martin joke. i love it
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:11 pm
Yeah, there's like a million of them on this website
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:27 pm
I hate geometric proofs. They need to crawl under a rock and die.
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:59 pm
yeah i hated those and you will never use them i dont think
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:58 pm
Do engineers even use them??
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:31 pm
Yes...but they dont need to write them down.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:41 pm
(totally random and unrelated) Shark's Status: heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:51 pm
There is definatly alot of trig. involved.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:04 pm
Whaddya mean Shark?? neutral
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:19 pm
^////^ it means exactly what it looks like
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:09 pm
i think he means that he has a gf irl. hes lucky. in all 18 years of my life i have never had a gf. its pitiful really
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:10 pm
not really. shes my first real GF and im 20
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:11 pm
your still lucky. ive never even kissed a girl before. if i were to have a gf i would be totally clueless as to what to do
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:12 pm
shes also the first person i ever kissed. you really dont know what to do until the time comes.
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