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 Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:00 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:12 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:08 am
koromyst Sempena PMR yang bakal tiba (dan SPM yang masih jauh tapi tetap tahun nih gak xD). Panjang giler nih! So, sesape yang malas nak baca, ku paham. Wakakaka xDDD
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
Paling best huahaha!! xD
Cubala korang praktikkan dan perhatikan reaksi semua orang xDDD
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:12 am
Pd zaman dulu,t'dpt seorang raja yg suka mengadakan 'game' mencabar utk rakyatnye. Alkisah,.pd 1 ari raja nie telah mengadakn game plg mencabar iaitu rakyatnye dikehendaki berenang dlm sebuah kolam besar dpenuhi haiwan buas.
Hadiahnya ialah dpt berkahwin dgan puteri baginda..Namun begitu,xde sorang pon sanggup gadaikn nyawa.
Tiba2 sorg pemuda terjun dan berenang sepantas mungkin..Setibanya d ujung,semua yg berkumpul mberikn tepukan gemuruh..Raja bangga lalu btanya selain perkahwinan,apa lg yg di idam kn oleh pemuda itu?
Pemuda itu menarik nafas panjang lalu berkata "Tuanku,patik hanya mahu tuanku memancung kepala BANGANG mana entah yg tlh menolak patik td..Nasib baik sempat sampai ke sini..Klu tak.ntahla....!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:42 am
macam penah dengar...... but di mane yer?
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:19 am
Entah xD
Semua tu dapat dari tenet haha xD
Copy paste sajaaaa... xD
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:53 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:31 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:28 am
masa exam UPSR kekawan saya sembunyi jwpn dalam necktie...................kurang ajar
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:49 am
ei..dlu kat skolah aku pon same je..
ade yg tulis kat meja (tulisan kecik² je)
ade yg tanya jawapan org sebelah <--gila x?
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:52 am
Some good examples of thinking-out-of-the-box?
KOROMYST & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Koromyst : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Koromyst : ... EVERY YEAR
KOROMYST & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Koromyst at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Koromyst replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
KOROMYST & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Koromyst asked his husband, Do I look like a foreigner?
Husband : No! Why?
Koromyst : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Husband: SHOCKED!
KOROMSYT & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Koromyst whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Koromyst said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
Koromyst & HIS EXPERIMENT
Koromyst was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Koromyst said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Koromyst become a saint!
KOROMYST & DRIVER
When Koromyst was travelling with his husband in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Koromyst shouted, "You are trying to see my husband ?
Sit back. I will drive.
KOROMSYT GOES TO HOTEL
Koromyst went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Koromyst pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
KOROMYST & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you're in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Koromyst : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. smile
Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Koromyst was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge with the word " PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:32 am
Muthu Muthu wakakakakakakak rofl
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:19 am
Hehe harap takde sape nama Muthu kat sini ^_~
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:22 am
koromyst Hehe harap takde sape nama Muthu kat sini ^_~ mati ah kite klu ade wahmbulance
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