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_That depends, is Shiva cute?

Reno falls on the ground (anime-style!)...

_Besides, there are many definitions of "behave". Do you want me just to not beat the crap of children and senior citizen, not commit arson without an actual reason, not make people attack me just so I can have an excuse to attack them back and not kill someone just for the heck of it, I can try. But I take no responsabilities on my actions on a rave or a batle or if it seens fun at the time.

_Who does? Specially the whspered part.

_Shhh...


It may be comon kowledge, but Axel's sprites on CoM make him look like he dances insead of batle, so I added the rave here as an allusion to that.

_You did notice this wasn't the kind of answer that would make him behave, didn't you?

_Actually....
Axel stands up straight ans crosses his arms, looking serious.
_Did you say... was?

_Wait, so those two behind you are summons or something?
Reno was surprised.
Axel, however, just went besides the ice orb and began staring at it intrigued.
_...No, I think I'll pass. It may have been beautiful when alive, but now it would probably only get in my way...
He then turned to the other one, with a smile.
_This other one, however, is more my kind...
He then begins poking it.
_Hehe, tickles.
_Hey, this is the ...soul... or something... of her dead grandfather! Do you have no feelings?
Axel turns to him, looking serious.
_Well, if it isn't Captain Obvious.
...And, back to poking...
_Hehehe...
_...Alex, you're an idiot... Wathever she does to you, you deserve it.
He turns a little to look at Reno, but without stopping poking, and says in an angry tone:
_The name's AXEL.
_Wathever, You still Are One Idiot.
_Hey, leave my friendship with Roxas out of this!
_W... what?

He turns to the weird girl on the purple dress
_Why isn't he frozen yet?


If you don't know, the source of the "You Are One Idiot" joke (and the only way of making it SEEM funny) is this comic.

Axel raises his head and tuns it to her.
_Hey, why did you do that? It wasn't very nice!

Reno takes a blanket and wraps around himself.
_...I wonder why they are taking so long... Better call Rude to find out.
And so he does.
_Rude here.
_Yo Rude, it's Reno! Why aren't you here yet? And don't blame Bowser!
_We decided it would be faster to pick the others first.
_Others? What are you talking about?
_We are going to give Cloud a ride to the city of ancients.
_Well, could you try to pick them faster? There is a weirdo here who almost burnt the inn down to a crisp, and a girl with summons that finished the job while tryint to stop him, and I really, really want to NOT be in the middle of the fight if they decide to shoot themselves.
_I'm just waiting for everyone else. That's up to them.
_Oh well... Do your best dude. And by "do your best" I mean to do something to make them hurry up instead of just watch them beat the crap out of each other.
He then closes the phone.
_...I bet he just entered the helicopter and thinks it must be enough... Oh well...

Axel bursts laughing at the end of Lashawna's menace.
_Oopsie-daisy, did I make you angry? Come on now, you can't want to die so much to pick a fight with me just because I was poking that little fireball!

"Dmn it, I knew something like that would happen... Why don't I ever have my pyramid materia when I actually need it?"

_...Choeka-what?
_Actually miss, chocobos are believed to have an average intelligence around the same as an average human.
_...
Axel looked angry to Reno.
_What?
_What? WHAT? I tell you what, you just spoiled the "epic-batle" mood! I hope you're happy, because I'm not!
_...Happy because I avoided getting stuck in the middle of the crossfire and dying? Yeah, you can bet I am happy!
_Grrrr...
Axel clenches his fists and raises his arm in Reno's direction, as if menaning him, then raises his index finger pointing to Reno's face...
Then stands up and starts talking to Lashawna as if nothing happened and he was just asking her what time was it.
_Well, sice the mood was destroyed I sugest we start the banter and taunts once again...


I had Axel's lines for both fighting and not-fighting planned, but I forgot... So I just made them on a whim right now... About five times because of errors and acciedntal refreshs.
About chocobos, since they have a series where you control a chocobo, then they must be as smart as an average human.
And they're really pronounced "choekabo", just listen to the ps2 games. Yeah, I know the second c should be a k or something...
Did you like Axel "fighting is fun" actitude? I know I do.

_Hehehe... HAHaha...
Axel starts laughing by Lashawna's angry voice. It seemed like a sarcastic laugh, but he was actually thinking everything was becoming really funny.
_"Turn me on"? Do I look like a stove or an oven for you?
He puts his hand on top of his head, then taps the tip of his hair...
_You know what, don't answer that...
He then puts his right hand on his waist and his left hand's index finger below his mouth, a litthe curled (I'm trying my best to explain it), smiles a little (that cool-badass way Dante does in DMC3 when entering the boss chamber in level 13's boss cutscene (tryed to avoid spoilers as much as I could), can't describe it well so here's a youtube link to the cutscene) and starts looking to Lashawna from her feet to her eyes.
_But you know, I don't know why you got this idea... Maybe...
He now puts both his hands on his waist's side, bows a little to Lashawna looks to her eyes, opens a HUGE, clearly jokingly smile and says in the same voice tone (without raising himself (still bowing)):
_Maybe you're he one getting turned on...



I'm not sure to say "you're welcome" or "sorry"... I'm just acting the way Axel would in my head. In CoM he clearly likes to mess with people's heads as much as Larxene (as the last dialogue of him with Vexen proves, to me at least, so much. Don't know why people say Larxene is the sadistic one...), even at KH2 he beign a little short-fused himself (as seen in the last day of the prologue, I could feel the anger in him at the battle even if Roxas was completelly justified by doing that before). ...Maybe he likes to mess with people because he wants to be the one with more patience around him?