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 Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:02 pm
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told
to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are
under their wives control and they other for those that control
their wives.
After the men seperate one of the angels notices that their are
nineteen men in the first line and only one in the second.
The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure of his
independence.
"That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand here!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:32 am
rofl That is cute as hell, Ceymore!
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:21 pm
You might be a redneck if...
...your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shotgun shells.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:22 pm
double redneck-credit if you had to steal a road sign and pry the shells out to make the ornaments. wink
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:25 pm
heart the second part of that was probably the best.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:19 pm
You might be a redneck if...
...your family stays cool by sitting on the porch naked.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:20 pm
Double points if you live in a trailer park (i.e, your neighbors live within 10 feet of you).
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:40 am
*gag* that's just the most disgusting mental picture I've had in a while. stare
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