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Yeah, the lyrics The Duff ripped off from a song Celine Dion's had out for years. Teeny-bopper no-tallent little filthy wench that she is. evil

I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner of later you dance with the Reaper!
The Grim Reaper from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
George Shaw

FOR WHAT DOES THE WHEAT CARE FOR, SAVE THE HEALTH OF THE REAPER MAN?
Death, from the Discworld novel 'Reaper Man' by Terry Prachett.

The wee man is trying to protect us. This should be funny.
Xander Bahzellson (a D&D character I play)

You rolls you dice you takes your chances.
Me

Remember: pillage, then burn.
Me again

"What is good in life?"
"To crush you enemies, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamination of their women."
Conen the Barbarian.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Bumper sticker

It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It only matters that I win.
Bumper sticker/my motto

"yer-bugger!"
-from Wolves of Calla^^

"My life was spared, but for a lifetime of horrors in my sleep, waking, each day, to greive." -Johnny Depp, as Ichabod Craine in Sleepy Hollow.

"Only a man knows how a woman should act" -M.Butterfly

I have a couple good ones
A little neglect may breed great mischief. For want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy; all for want of a little care about a horse-shoe nail.
-Ben Franklin
Take death for example, A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it. We make extraordinary efforts to delay it. And often consider its intrusion a tragic event.Yet we’d find it hard to live without it. Death gives meaning to our lives .It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it.
-me sweatdrop

Whaaaaaaaat.... I object. xd

"The stars aren't out of reach. They're just a little hard to get to" -WC

"If you don't watch where you put your feet, you have only yourself to blame when a snake bites your foot." -From the Wheel of Time series

"Duty is as heavy as a mountain, death is as light as a feather" -From the Wheel of Time series

"An open doow hides little, and open bag hides nothing, but an open man is surely hiding something." -From the Wheel of Time series

Riddles:

1)I glow quite bright
But only in the night
I am something you might catch
But I'll die, just like the last batch.



2)Silent, I watch over all
Unknown, unseen, unheard
Sound cannot pass through me
But light passes unhindered.