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 Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:56 am
Slacker you say? Sounds like Church of the SubGenius to me. Sure you're not a SubGenius in disguise? (Not that there'd be a problem if you were. The SubGenii are an alright bunch. pirate )
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:52 pm
Hello, all. It's nice to meet you, or to come as close to meeting you as is possible over a forum.
My Gaian name is Longvalley, my birth name is Jacob, and my Holy name is Manta, all of which abide by the Law of Fives, although I did not intend for that to happen with any of them. You can call me whatever you want, as long as it's classy, and if not classy then funny, and if not funny then out of my hearing range, and if not out of my hearing range, then hopefully you're either big or ready for fisticuffs, because you just used an un-classy, unfunny and loud descriptor upon a man with three separate personalities.
Anywho, I'm 21 going on 3149. I'm Catholic and I do not believe that that interferes with Erisian Worship/Hatred. I like plants, little kids and non-couplet poetry. I hate sauerkraut, the quasi-word "firstly" and poetry by Gertrude Stein.
I use the word I a lot because I am very narcissistic, self-centered and myopic to others. This does not negate my infinite compassion and self-sacrifice, however.
I am the Episkopos of the Brethren of the Happy Valley, a group of ignoble knights dedicated to the proposition that all men are created absurd. We reclaim this birthright by Culture Pops, where members do absurd things for some or no apparent reason. For example, Dr. Bellatrista Belial Batista recently sent sculptures of her breasts to a few local nunneries, and I have been attaching unopened gum packages to the gum that people put on the underside of park benches. Fun Stuff. If you want to be a member, then you are. Bully for you.
Goodbye.
Happiness,
Manjacovalley
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:38 am
Of course it doesn't interfere. I believe that the Catholic Church is one of Our Lady's favorite playthings. mrgreen And your "Culture Pops" sound like a project under Operation ********. Which is interesting, because "Project Culture Pops" abbreviates to PCP fnord. ninja
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:08 am
Veurr I'm Owsley. My real name is probably not appropriate... and I am not a discordian. I'm too lazy to worry about Eris... and she's informed me that she doesn't really care one way or the other. I don't care about Eris. I do not believe Eris to be a factual being, or to have ever been one(Astrological or Physical). Despite this, I'm Discordian. Because I say so, and because all Discordians, being Discordian and following the Principia Discordia, denounced any right in saying I'm not Discordian. Actually.. they've also denounced not denouncing the right. The Principia is very contradictory (As Myles has told me). Erhm..... Tempus et Amorus, Stephanus
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:40 am
Belief in Our Lady is specifically prohibited in Discordianism by the Fifth Commandment, "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads."
If I recall correctly, a sci-fi author whose name I forget once said that any force of sufficient magnitude should be treated with the respect due any sentient entity. If you're right in thinking that it's simply an impersonal force, treating it as sentient makes no difference. But if you're wrong, then doing so will keep you from pissing it off.
Chaos is probably one of the most pervasive forces in the universe. Some of us choose to call Her Eris.
~ALTERNATIVELY~
The definition of being a Discordian is as clear-cut as the definition of the commission of a crime. You need two and only two things: the intent to call yourself a Discordian, and the action of calling yourself a Discordian.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:40 am
Mylian Belief in Our Lady is specifically prohibited in Discordianism by the Fifth Commandment, "A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads." If I recall correctly, a sci-fi author whose name I forget once said that any force of sufficient magnitude should be treated with the respect due any sentient entity. If you're right in thinking that it's simply an impersonal force, treating it as sentient makes no difference. But if you're wrong, then doing so will keep you from pissing it off. Chaos is probably one of the most pervasive forces in the universe. Some of us choose to call Her Eris. ~ALTERNATIVELY~ The definition of being a Discordian is as clear-cut as the definition of the commission of a crime. You need two and only two things: the intent to call yourself a Discordian, and the action of calling yourself a Discordian. Replace call with commit and Discordian with crime. The definition is the same. <.< Did you intend this?
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:20 am
Good day/night/afternoon/evening/whatever_your_daytime_is/morning everyone,
Recently (about three hours ago) I got a message. It said, that I am invited to join The Discordian Society of Gaia. Well, it was a smash. I didn't ever think that there is a Society of Gaia, that is Discordian. So I thought - why not to join? And here I am. Or am I not? Nevermind.
I think I should write something about myself. Well, what would I say about myself? First of all I'm from Poland, I'm 21 (almost 23!) and have been Discordian for over almost a year. I don't remember the date, but it was the day I got Principia Discordia in my hands for the first time. Maybe it was May the 23rd? I hope so (not really, I've bought it on May the 30th). Anyway, when I read the beginning, the end and that thing between beginning and the end, I knew I have to be a Discordian. And so I did. I've even made a friend of mine a Discordian. Because why not?
I think that's all, if you need any more info - let me know and I'll bake you a nice tuna fish wrapped in tunic in a salad bowl made of sticks. Plus some algae if you wish.
Hail Eris!
PS: This post was sponsored by the Five Times Discordian And One Discordia Company.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:24 pm
MCaleb Good day/night/afternoon/evening/whatever_your_daytime_is/morning everyone, Recently (about three hours ago) I got a message. It said, that I am invited to join The Discordian Society of Gaia. Well, it was a smash. I didn't ever think that there is a Society of Gaia, that is Discordian. So I thought - why not to join? And here I am. Or am I not? Nevermind. I think I should write something about myself. Well, what would I say about myself? First of all I'm from Poland, I'm 21 (almost 23!) and have been Discordian for over almost a year. I don't remember the date, but it was the day I got Principia Discordia in my hands for the first time. Maybe it was May the 23rd? I hope so (not really, I've bought it on May the 30th). Anyway, when I read the beginning, the end and that thing between beginning and the end, I knew I have to be a Discordian. And so I did. I've even made a friend of mine a Discordian. Because why not? I think that's all, if you need any more info - let me know and I'll bake you a nice tuna fish wrapped in tunic in a salad bowl made of sticks. Plus some algae if you wish. Hail Eris! PS: This post was sponsored by the Five Times Discordian And One Discordia Company. Welcome. Please, avoid Mylian at all costs: He has a nasty nack for the consuption of Polish boys, from the feet up.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:54 pm
I'd have to eat myself. I'm half Polish.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:36 pm
MyIian I'd have to eat myself. I'm half Polish. "From the feet up". You'd only eat your legs, because you'd start at your feet and work your way up. *hands you some "dog steak sauce"* Ngoy.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:23 am
Polish boys? Sounds delicious! Waiter! Hey, waiter! Where the hell did he go? MyIian, did you eat him before I got my main course? D'oh. I guess I'll have some algae instead.
Hail Eris!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:44 am
AKA Sooty AKA Katze AKA Fenni AKA Erin AKA What is THAT doing back again?!?! and I like to make pictures. Like this one:
 As a result my posts tend to be mildly image heavy. Feel free to hit me with (no more than!) half a brick if you feel this to be obnoxious and I will happily increase the amount of doodles that find themselves in my posts by an exponent of four minus one.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:36 am
What would the Principia have been if someone had told Mal-2 and the Good Omar that there were too many images? This is the Discordian Society. Post what you like.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:04 am
Mylian What would the Principia have been if someone had told Mal-2 and the Good Omar that there were too many images? Methinks we'd have more images in the Principia than nowadays.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:19 pm
True. They would have added more just to be contrary.
Although, how do we know that didn't already happen? neutral
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