xd Here's Episode one of my "Randomness" anime talk show, FMA edition:
~~Pilot Episode~~
Show start in Three, Two, One….
*J-rock music starts up*
Antonio Mersad: Hello everyone, and welcome to…
Audience: “Just a Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition!”
Antonio: That’s right, and I’m your host, Dr. Antonio Mersad!
Audience: *silent*
Antonio: The Healing Alchemist?
Audience: *still silent*
Antonio: From the fan-fiction story “Healing Heart”?
Audience: *crickets chirping in background*
Antonio: -_-; well don’t I feel famous… Anyway, let’s bring out our honorary guests shall we?
Audience: *claps and cheers*
Antonio: Okay, our first guest is the famous and very talented, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Audience: *goes crazy (mostly made of s)*
Ed: *walks out* What the? What’s with all these screaming s?
Antonio: They’re your fan-girls.
Ed Fan-girls: *a whole grandstands worth. All cheering and screaming*
Ed: *anime sweat drop* …
Antonio: And now… our next guest. The strong, the dashing, the Flame Alchemist, Roy Mustang!
Audience: *even louder cheering*
Ed and Antonio: *cover their ears from noise*
Roy: *walks out* Well it’s nice to see so many young ladies like my presence…
Roy fan-girls: *three grandstands worth. Cheering and swooning over him*
Antonio: Alright, alright, settle down everyone.
Ed: Hey, why do I have to be here with this y ?
Roy: I wish you’d stop calling me that Ed.
Ed: “ , , !”
Roy: If you keep that up Fullmetal I might just tell them about how much trouble you have since you’re so short…
Ed: Damn you! *transmutes his arm and jumps on Roy, landing onto of him*
Audience: *shouting, cheering, and yelling*
Ed: *slashes across his chest cutting his shirts open and exposing his chest*
Roy fang-girls: *eye widen and squeal, also staring*
Roy: Hey! *kicks him off*
Ed: *jumps back* Heh… not so y now are ya?
Roy: *smirks and snaps his fingers behind his back*
*flames shoot up and disntigrate Ed’s shirt*
Ed fan-girls: *stare wide-eyed at Ed*
Ed: Damn you!
Roy: Hey, you rip my shirt, I burn yours…
Ed: Grah! *jumps on top of him*
Roy: Damnit… *roll over, him on top*
Audience: *all shouting* Rip his clothes off! Pin him! Kiss him!
Roy and Ed: *look at audience* WHAT?! *looks at one another and shove each other away*
Audience: *disappointed* Aww… no fair…
Ed: *crawls away form Roy* Eww, get away from me!
Roy: *stands* you too!
Ed: You pervert, you enjoyed being on top of me didn’t you! e! You e!
Roy: As if… You probably enjoyed being underneath me!
Ed: Shut up you a******!
Antonio: Please… could we stop the violence?
Both: *yell* Shut up!
Antonio: *backs away* Um… alright then… *walks to his seat and notices a blinking light from under a table* Hmm… *walks over and lifts cover off* Hello Chie.
Chie: *yips* Antonio! ^_^; Um… hi. *hiding something behind her back*
Antonio: *holds out hand* give me the camera Chie…
Chie: *smiling ly* What camera?
Antonio: You know what camera I mean Chie…
Chie: Well look! Now I got proof! Proof to show that Ed and Roy are gay!
Antonio: -_-; Oy… Well, I think that’s enough mayhem for today… Until next time everyone….
Chie: *sets up and booth and starts making copies of the video*
Fan-girls: *form a long line in front of the booth*
Antonio: …. -_-;; End the show already…
*J-rock music plays*
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Special Announcement from Director/Writer/Editor Tansho Erizawa!Hello everyone! I hope you liked the pilot episode of “A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition”. To help the show along, I would be most appreciated if you the viewers could send in “fan mail” and guest appearance requests in the form of a review. Your support is most appreciated, thank you!
Sincerely,
Tansho S. Erizawa
-Other “Randomness” shows to come:
>Inuyasha Edition
>Gundam Edition
>Trigun Edition
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