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Bore ponders the imponderable. "Our babies would likely turn into Camilla-loving transvesdite hooker dwarves. Or something." He reaches behind and toys with his lacey underdrawers.

"But the last time you got me pregnant, you had to use the gloves." He peers around nervously.

"Because." He opens up his Mary Poppins umbrella and hurries off to beat the s**t out of a nearby freshman.

((I bought one before it came out. ^_^))

Bore ponders the length of Tae's legs for a bit, noting their eventually ascent up his skirt. Quickly peering through the halls, he sees no one. "Pfft." He lightly presses Tae into the nearest locker and whispers something naughty into his ear. With a quick tug on his pants, so as to obscure the view of his lacey little number, Bore reaches up under Tae's skirt and thoroughly gropes him before any of Hiroku's eunuch spies could possibly note the action.

"Eep." Bore tries not to scream, as he is fiercely reminded of that time Hiroku's evil twin's sister-in-law took out the tar, Richard Simmons video tape, and Hoked on Fonix. "You....you...ugh." Bore ponders golf-slapping the insolent little wretch's face, but decides that it isn't a good idea, as the bell is about to ring at any minute. "Why are you out of class, anyway?"

"You-you-you...insufferable tease!" With that, Bore gathers up the pink feather boa that he got from somewhere, and stops off in a huff to his secret lair.

Bore replies by slamming the door to his lair shut, getting the boa thoroughly entangled in it. He twitches, ripping it off, and marches off to go do his headMASTERly duties.

Hiroku appears in a puff of smoke, cackling. "So! I see you have fallen into my ohsodevious trap!" She picks up the kookaburra and plays with it absentmindedly as she looks over Tae. "Say, you seem to be having some issues with my substitute. What say we join forces against him? I get his room, you get his boa, he gets the short end of the stick, everybody wins! Except Mr Gerbil, he never wins."