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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:30 am
You know, I can almost believe the blindness one wink
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:35 pm
Stresshog I have to say, global warming is totally blown out of proportion. But there isn't any better explanation for why it's warmer at the moment. Oh, wait, there is. It's summer now. I guess I'm a global warming denier. That makes me eeeeeeevil. Thank you! Incredibly blown out of proportion. And I found it very ironic that one of the the global warming conferences was delayed due to snow. rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:36 pm
Roobarb Ceribri isidar_mithram I like this one: Finding David Tennant on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck! Then I'll just go say hi on Christmas!.... *tracks down Roobarb and shoots multiple times with a paintball gun* Hey! What did I do this time? Well I hadn't gotten you yet for a few other bashes that were DT-related.. so I'm catching up now. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:06 pm
Stresshog 1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is David Tennant! 2. David Tennant was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. 3. Finding David Tennant on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck! 4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of David Tennant. 5. David Tennant kept at the window will keep vampires at bay. 6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by David Tennant! 7. David Tennantocracy is government by David Tennant. 8. David Tennant is 984 feet tall! 9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by David Tennant. 10. Never store David Tennant at room temperature. (As seen here. I think I posted something similar in the guild before once...)
Some birds use Billie Piper to orientate themselves during migration.
You should always open Billie Piper at least an hour before drinking her!
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Billie Piper!
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Billie Piper is near!
Billie Piper is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
If you lace Billie Piper from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
Billie Piper is the world's smallest mammal!
India tested its first nuclear Billie Piper in 1974.
Billie Piper is the world's tallest woman!
Two grams of Billie Piper provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:08 pm
I looked up Freema.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Freema Agyeman!
1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Freema Agyeman.
2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Freema Agyeman.
3. Freema Agyeman will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
4. Freema Agyeman was the first Tsar of Russia.
5. Freema Agyemanology is the study of Freema Agyeman!
6. The patron saint of Freema Agyeman is Saint Eugenie.
7. About 100 people choke to death on Freema Agyeman each year.
8. Freema Agyeman is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
9. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Freema Agyeman!
10. Freema Agyeman has four noses.
And Catherine...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Catherine Tate!
1. Catherine Tate can be seen from space.
2. Catherine Tate cannot jump.
3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Catherine Tate.
4. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Catherine Tate fighting underground.
5. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Catherine Tate has 7.
6. Catherine Tate was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
7. Catherine Tate cannot swim!
8. Catherine Tate is the largest of Saturn's moons.
9. Catherine Tate can smell some things up to six miles away.
10. Catherine Tate is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
And John...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about John Barrowman!
1. Research indicates that John Barrowman will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
2. John Barrowman can taste with his feet.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as John Barrowman!
4. If you lace John Barrowman from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating John Barrowman from each salad served in first class!
6. John Barrowman can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
7. It's bad luck for a flag to touch John Barrowman.
8. Two grams of John Barrowman provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by John Barrowman fighting underground.
10. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only John Barrowman.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:54 am
Research indicates that John Barrowman will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Hehe, Barrowman fans, get eating!
*word goes into Banana shortage crisis*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:27 am
OK, how about Russell T. Davies?!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Russell T. Davies!
1. The most dangerous form of Russell T. Davies is the bicycle.
2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Russell T. Davies.
3. Russell T. Davies was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
4. If you lace Russell T. Davies from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Russell T. Davies'.
6. Russell T. Davies is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7. Baskin Robbins once made Russell T. Davies flavoured ice cream.
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Russell T. Davies!
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Russell T. Davies!
10. Russell T. Davies can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Or Phil Collinson?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phil Collinson!
1. Olympic badminton rules say that Phil Collinson must have exactly fourteen feathers.
2. Native Americans never actually ate Phil Collinson; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Phil Collinson!
4. The liquid inside Phil Collinson can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
5. Phil Collinson was declared extinct in 1902.
6. Phil Collinson can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. Phil Collinson is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
8. Phil Collinson is the largest of Saturn's moons!
9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Phil Collinson.
10. The Phil Collinson-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Phil Collinson-fights take place there every day.
Or Julie Gardner?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Julie Gardner!
1. Julie Gardner is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. Julie Gardner has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Julie Gardner!
4. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Julie Gardner!
5. Julie Gardner invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
6. Julie Gardner cannot swim.
7. If the annual Australian Julie Gardner crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Julie Gardner'.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Julie Gardner.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Julie Gardner on New Year's Day!
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:08 am
The Catherine Tate ones are my favourite since they're the most consistent - though I feel kinda mean for laughing at them. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:53 pm
Aha, definitely most consistent, but yeah... sweatdrop
Wait, you feel guilt over Tate-bashing (kinda), but not Tennant-bashing? ......?
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:51 pm
Ceribri Wait, you feel guilt over Tate-bashing (kinda), but not Tennant-bashing? ......? ...and you find this surprising? Actually I quite like Catherine Tate. I just don't like her in Doctor Who.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:06 am
Roobarb Ceribri Wait, you feel guilt over Tate-bashing (kinda), but not Tennant-bashing? ......? ...and you find this surprising? Actually I quite like Catherine Tate. I just don't like her in Doctor Who. Oh.
I didn't like her either way. My sister, however.... ><
*sigh* YouTube...need I say more? stressed
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:50 am
Just read my own...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tennantsbutterfly!
1. If you cut tennantsbutterfly in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
2. Tennantsbutterfly cannot jump!
3. Tennantsbutterflyolatry is the mindless worship of tennantsbutterfly.
4. Until the 1960s, tennantsbutterfly was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same tennantsbutterfly!
6. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by tennantsbutterfly fighting underground.
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of tennantsbutterfly every year!
8. Tennantsbutterfly is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed tennantsbutterfly would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find tennantsbutterfly!
And my main account...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katybutterfly!
1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is katybutterfly!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub katybutterfly'!
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like katybutterfly.
4. Katybutterfly has four noses.
5. You can tell if katybutterfly has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled. (don't even think about it...)
6. Katybutterfly can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about katybutterfly. (very true)
8. Katybutterfly is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than katybutterfly! (True, I do take a long time to melt)
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets katybutterfly.
10. Katybutterfly can use only about ten percent of her brain.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:22 pm
Aw...poor you...you kill the female ferrets! gonk
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:06 pm
If you chew gum while peeling your face then it will stop you from crying.
... heheh, just had to do it.
South Australia was the first place to allow David Tennants pants to stand for parliament.
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to David Tennants pants is 10:1!
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw David Tennants pants into a volcano it would stop erupting.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:30 am
Freaj South Australia was the first place to allow David Tennants pants to stand for parliament. I'd vote for them!! rofl
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