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 Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:20 pm
Stormtrooper: "Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction."
Stormtrooper#2: "Look sir, droids"
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:24 pm
C-3PO:"We stopped. Wake up. Wake up!"
R2-D2 whistle
C-3PO: "We're doomed. Do you think they'll melt us down?"
R2-D2 whistle
C-3PO: "Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Will this never end?"
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:33 pm
Beru: Luke! Luke!
Luke: Yeah Aunt Beru?
Beru: Tell uncle if he gets a translator make sure it speaks Bochee.
Luke: Alright, but it doesn't look like we have much choice.
(I know it's more than one line, but we need to get this done. Rots comes out in one week.)
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:09 pm
Uncle Owen: "Yeah we'll take that red one. No not that one. You I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol."
C-3PO:" Protocol? why it's my primary function sir. I am well versed in all the customs."
Uncle Owen: "I have no need for a protocol droid."
C-3PO: "Of you you haven't sir, not in an environment such as this. That is why i have been programmed..."
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:13 pm
owen: "what i really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators."
3po: "Vaporators? sir my 1st job was programming binary load lifters. it's very similar to you vaporators in most respects."
owen: "can you speak Bocce?"
3po:"of course i can sir. it's like a 2nd language to me."
owen:" yeah all right. shut up. I'll take this one."
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:19 pm
owen: "Luke! take these over to the garage, will you? I want them cleaned up before dinner."
luke: "but i was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters."
owen: "you can waster time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on get to it."
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:27 pm
luke:"all right. come on. and the red one. well, come on red let's go."
r2d2 whistle
luke:"uncle owen. this r2 unit has a bad motivator look."
owen: "hey what are you trying to push on us?"
r2 whistle.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:56 pm
C3po: um sir? might I suggest that one? It seems to be in fine working condition.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:41 pm
Luke: Uncle Owen? What about that one?
Owen: What about that blue one?
Luke: All right, come on!
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:51 pm
C-3PO: "Now don't you forget this. Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity."
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:51 pm
C-3PO: "Thank the maker. This oil bath is going to feel soooo good. I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, i can barely move."
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:54 pm
Luke:"It just isn't fair. Biggs is right. I'm never getting out of here."
3PO: "Is there anything I can do sir?"
Luke: "Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock."
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:57 pm
3PO: "I don't think so. I'm only a droid and not very knowledgable about such things. Not on this planet anyway. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on."
luke: "If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:01 pm
3PO: "I see sir."
luke: "you can call me luke."
3po: "I see sir luke."
luke: "no just luke."
3po: "i am C-3PO human cyborg relations and this is my counterpart R2D2."
luke: "hello."
r2d2 whistle
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