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 Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:06 pm
I do #96 ALL the time. And, Disturbing Tale Teller, I'll never be able to hear the word full moon now without thinking about Descendants of Darkness. XD
97. When your science teacher says the word 'tube' you mix it up and hear the word 'lube'.
98.You often times squish your own boobs and wish them away.
99. If you play Scrable with your friends you use yaoi words and get triple points.
100. If you see a guy bend over you yell "Assume the position!!" Then run away. (YAY!! 100!)
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:52 pm
101. You start reading a story, and various lines become highly perverted and then make you giggle every time you read them.
((did that, one day. picked up a spooky story book, and there was Edgar Allen Poe's the Tell Tale Heart... I read something wrong, and now I can't look at it the same way XDD))
I do 96, 97, and 98 all the time... >.>
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:51 am
^___^ I do 96, 97, 98 all the time too..
102. You hand your friend a notebook to borrow for her journal check, but when you open it to show the teacher, she accidentally opens up to your graphic lemon section and you blush like mad and hide under the desk..
xD was funny..but embarressing
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:57 am
103. You watch the music video for Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" over and over, even if you don't like to song, just so that you can see two guys makeout.(Yay gay tongue-ing!) And the tranny. Can't forget him....her.
(The same goes for Sum 41's song "In Too Deep" for the part where the guys jump into the pool together.)
XD
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:16 am
104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?"
105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up.
106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying )
107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing.
108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^;
109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area.
110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper)
111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures.
112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update.
113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying )
114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O)
115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class.
116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi.
117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; )
118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP.
119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme.
120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay")
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:01 am
when you have plushies of ur fave pairings and you make them get married!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:30 am
122. You've actually seen the movie "Another Gay Movie". (The greatest/worst movie of my life. I was DEEPLY scarred and was left wanting more. *Shudders*)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:23 am
123. When your fanfic accidently ends up in the school newspaper.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:59 pm
124. When you download atleast 50 doujinshi's in oneday
125. You like almost every possible pairing ever
126. You've secretly named ur stuffed animals ur fav OTCs and then watch you're little brother play with them in a perverted way..
(my brother is so weird...He likes making my stuffed animals "kiss" each other and *cough cough*....He thinks I dont know what he's doing when he purposely places its head between the others legs...-_-; wink
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:17 pm
When you make a 'Things I am no longer allowed todo' thread
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:49 pm
((assuming that that was #127...)) 128. When you make a friend a birthday cake with Naruto figures on it, and you HAVE to put them in a provocative position. (did that. We had a cake, and my friend put her Gaara figure on it, and I put the Sasuke figure on it, but pushed Sasuke down so he was in a provocative position in front of Gaara..
I made a storyline for it, too...
'Gaara got jealous, one day, so he made Sasuke his man-b***h.')EDIT: PROOF!
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:14 am
Disturbing Tale Teller ((assuming that that was #127...)) 128. When you make a friend a birthday cake with Naruto figures on it, and you HAVE to put them in a provocative position. (did that. We had a cake, and my friend put her Gaara figure on it, and I put the Sasuke figure on it, but pushed Sasuke down so he was in a provocative position in front of Gaara..
I made a storyline for it, too...
'Gaara got jealous, one day, so he made Sasuke his man-b***h.')EDIT: PROOF!XDD I have yet to that one crying 129. You have suffered through 'Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality' only because you heard there was SasuNaru in it. (there is but I don't suggest it crying )
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:01 pm
Disturbing Tale Teller ((assuming that that was #127...)) 128. When you make a friend a birthday cake with Naruto figures on it, and you HAVE to put them in a provocative position. (did that. We had a cake, and my friend put her Gaara figure on it, and I put the Sasuke figure on it, but pushed Sasuke down so he was in a provocative position in front of Gaara..
I made a storyline for it, too...
'Gaara got jealous, one day, so he made Sasuke his man-b***h.')EDIT: PROOF!That looks like the kind of cake I would bake. XD Only mine would be more lopsided and probably purple or blue.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:44 pm
# 130: You listen closely to your teachers talking and are constantly taking things out of context, and end up laughing in the middle of class
(guilty!)
Like the time I wasnt listening and my teacher said to this one guy in my class
By the end of the day you'll be on all four screaming "yes master!"
Apparently he was talking about if that guy ever where to babysit his kids for the day it would be total hell.. but since me or my friend werent paying attention thats ALL we heard O__O I died laughing that day X_X
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:03 pm
131. When you watch a musical, you imagine the characters dancing around to that song in your head.
((I was watching The Producers.... and let me say, the Naruto gang does ont KICKING version of 'Keep it gay' >w<))
132. You have watched episode where your OTP has contact to see if you can suddenly obtain phsycic abilites and force them to kiss through telepathy.
133. You have multiple restaining orders against you beacuse you decided to try to beat sense into a yaoi hater
134. You saw Spider man in theatres... and convinced your dad that Peter Parker should abandon that cheating b***h Mary Jane and get his OTP on with Harry.
((When Harry has Spider man tied up and on his couch..... S&M Totally FTW!!!!! ))
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