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 Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:57 am
my band director is the most sarcastic person i've ever met. one day some one asked whether or not the tubas had to go to a foot ball game.a(a blond who belives tubas are in charge of the band) and he said no cuz tubas are in charge of the band and get a free pass. she then asked why. he said cuz they applied for it in the front office. the next day she came to class furious because she said the faculty laughed at her for asking for an application to own the band.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:45 am
mine doesnt but sometimes i think he is alittle special ed...
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:03 pm
I've had some odd band directors in my time.
One: (before Steve Irwin died) *in REALLY loud Steve Irwin voice* Crikey, that sucked.
Two: Watch the magic stick! (in reference to baton when we got off tempo*
Three: FU! When the band wondered why he just faked cussed. "FIRED UP!" He wanted excitement....
Four: Snooty Fluteys, get over yourselves. You're not that special.
I think that's it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:30 pm
No i don't think my director would ever say that.
I'm not saying that he's really really nice or anything but he's... not like that.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:33 pm
xeoblader my band director is the most sarcastic person i've ever met. one day some one asked whether or not the tubas had to go to a foot ball game.a(a blond who belives tubas are in charge of the band) and he said no cuz tubas are in charge of the band and get a free pass. she then asked why. he said cuz they applied for it in the front office. the next day she came to class furious because she said the faculty laughed at her for asking for an application to own the band. LOL!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:28 am
no but that's because the trumpet section does it for her.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:24 am
PirateShinigami Our director called our entire clarinet section retards one day in pep band. I think that was also the day he started calling the flutes, Fluteloops. haha lol thats a good one.my BD is a douche...all three are...
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:50 am
inderectly but yes. most of the time hes talking about the drums. And he says that flutes are the root of all evil. He really is cool though. My friend has this thing with overies and we all laugh at her. Mr. mock just plays along. we laugh at him too. He ignores me sometimes so one day i had a drumstick and i thanked him for giving it to me. I said that when he igonres me i was going to throw it at him.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:22 pm
When he talked about the drums mostly. If it were anything else, it'd be because someone came in late. His famous quote was, "You are all slower than the second coming of Christ."
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:34 pm
nope and the only reason that is is cuz he is the one that always gets us side tracked..im the one that has to say "are we going to play b4 the bell rings" when its like 10 minutes b4 the bell actually rings..
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:38 pm
xeoblader my band director is the most sarcastic person i've ever met. one day some one asked whether or not the tubas had to go to a foot ball game.a(a blond who belives tubas are in charge of the band) and he said no cuz tubas are in charge of the band and get a free pass. she then asked why. he said cuz they applied for it in the front office. the next day she came to class furious because she said the faculty laughed at her for asking for an application to own the band. LOL....Saxes RULE!! if i ever(probably not) switch from a sax i would go to the clarinet (Bb) because it has the same fingerings..
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:17 pm
this guy that sits behind me in band(a.k.a buttface XD)anyway......he got bored and started messing with the stand and the band teachr comes up and hes lik'hey man wat r u doing doing that 2 the stand will break it'and hes walking away and he turns around and hes lik'u no wat we call ppl lik u?'and the boy has a scared look on his face and hes lik'wat?'and the bd points at him and hes lik'STINKERS!'and the boy is lik hes relieved and hes lik'o'and evry1 startes laughing XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:24 pm
My band teacher always yells at us to stop talking. He says that we suck at songs too. Lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:30 pm
my bd always has to tell my band to shut up and for the percussion to quit sitting in people slots(usually jr high's cause high school got the higher ones) and doing their homework when we were about to start playing however one of the best days in band was when she said that she should get a quarter for everytime she had to sing a rhythem for us she then had to do just that for the trumpets and said she would have made about 3.50 and then she got onto my section and had to sing our rhythem for us and we total about 7 trombones by the end of class i think it was up to 10 dollars and she counted it as a quarter per person
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